Posted on 07/12/2006 5:07:08 AM PDT by HOTTIEBOY
Help me get through this humpday!!!
Putting my insidious plan into action.
Stay away from sheep, Max.
I've seen those plans. I hope you have Plan B and C ready to go.
So noted.
Don't worry, Max. The sheep are in readiness.
Sure it's not Mad Cow Disease?
Thanks for the ping..... NOT
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Trust me, I didn't do it on purpose.
I used Millee's list that she told me to use.
Winner: Vile Puns
As Johann looked out across the verdant Iowa River valley, and beyond to the low hills capped by the massive refrigerator manufacturing plant, he reminisced on the history of the great enterprise from its early days, when he and three other young men, all of differing backgrounds, had only their dream of bringing refrigeration to America's heartland to sustain them, to the present day, where they had become the Midwest's foremost group of refrigerator magnates.
Dick Davis
Circle Pines, MN
Runner-Up:
Herr Professor Doktor Weiss' reputation was made when he conclusively proved the fraudulency of the Mayan codex that claimed to show that that ancient people knew the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter to an exactitude unknown until modern times, in his article, "Bye, Bye, Mesoamerican Pi."
John L. Drost
Barboursville, WV.
Hey Hottie!
Thanks for the ping.
All the monks in a certain monastery sing the simple word "Morning!" from their windows each sunrise.
Early one day after several "Morning!" greetings have been sung melodiously into the dawn air, a single greeting of "Evening!" rings out of one window.
In the courtyard below, Brother Timothy looks around startled, and says "Did you hear that, Brother Edward?"
"Hear what, Brother Timothy?" replied Brother Edward.
Brother Timothy sang in reply: "Someone chanted evening..."
Thanks for the ping!
Hello everyone!
There was once a very smart horse. Anything that was shown it, it mastered easily, until one day, its teachers tried to teachit about rectanguar coordinates and it couldn't understand them. All the horse's aquaintences and friends tried to figure outwhat was the matter and couldn't. Then a new guy (what the heck, a computer engineer) looked at the problem and said,
"Of course he can't do it. Why, you're putting Descartes before the horse!"
hehehe - "vile puns" - the lowest and most beautiful form of comedy...
Absolutely!!!
'Sup girl...
Hey Babe.
the early 1900s, the president of America went to visit Russia. Of course, Russia was still ruled by the Czar back then, and the American President was warmly welcomed by the whole Russian royal household.
As the two leaders and their entourages were dining one day, in one of the huge dining rooms in the palace, the Americans were telling the Russians about some of the great things in their country. One of thetopics of conversaion was the Grand Canyon in Colorado. Of course, the American were quite boastful about this being the largest canyon in the world, when suddenly, from the head of the table, the Czar stood up,and made an announcement.
"In Russia," he said, "we have a canyon even bigger than your Grand Canyon!"
Now no-one was going to stand up and contradict the Czar, but of course no-one believed him either.
Finally, the American president stood up, and said "Okay. Let's see this canyon then."
So an expedition was organised. Of course, their destination was way out in the remote wilderness, and they only had horses to travel with, so the going was slow. But eventually, after several weeks gruellingjourney, they finally arrived at where the canyon was supposed to be.
But there wasn't one. Not even a little one.
And then it dawned on everyone - he had been using Czar chasm to make them look stupid.
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