[HOTTIEBOY]

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I used Millee's list that she told me to use.

[Chanticleer]

The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest 2006 Results are in, and there are some pretty funny entries. These were winners in the Vile Pun category.

Winner: Vile Puns

As Johann looked out across the verdant Iowa River valley, and beyond to the low hills capped by the massive refrigerator manufacturing plant, he reminisced on the history of the great enterprise from its early days, when he and three other young men, all of differing backgrounds, had only their dream of bringing refrigeration to America's heartland to sustain them, to the present day, where they had become the Midwest's foremost group of refrigerator magnates.
Dick Davis
Circle Pines, MN

Runner-Up:

Herr Professor Doktor Weiss' reputation was made when he conclusively proved the fraudulency of the Mayan codex that claimed to show that that ancient people knew the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter to an exactitude unknown until modern times, in his article, "Bye, Bye, Mesoamerican Pi."
John L. Drost
Barboursville, WV.

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