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David Hasselhoff gets kicked out of Wimbledon
The Superficial | 7/6/2006 | Staff

Posted on 07/09/2006 6:52:28 AM PDT by Neville72

July 06, 2006 David Hasselhoff gets kicked out of Wimbledon

David Hasselhoff was reportedly kicked out of Wimbledon because he was too drunk, forcing a guard to walk him off the tournament grounds after he repeatedly got in arguments with the security staff.

First, the 53-year-old actor had a blazing row outside Centre Court. Guards would not let him in because he did not have a valid ticket. Then he was banned from press and players’ bars as he tried to get another drink. Hasselhoff, who has fought a long battle with booze, yelled at staff: “You should let me in. Do you know who I am? I’m The Hoff.” Hasselhoff then downed beer after beer and was later seen staggering... Security chiefs ordered Hoff out. One guard said: “He was steaming drunk.”

If I was David Hasslehoff I'd be asking every single person I ran into if they knew who I was, and then I'd follow it up with "I'm The Hoff" and then punch them in the stomach and continue on my way. When you're David Hasselhoff you get to do shit like that. It's in the manual, right after step 1 of being The Hoff: maintain 80's perm throughout all stages of life.

Thanks to Jake for the tip, and for trying - but failing - to be as manly as The Hoff.


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To: Tulsa Brian

I know I am!!


61 posted on 07/11/2006 1:57:34 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
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To: Xenalyte

Fyi, just last week, there was a poll on a pop radio station (geared to 20 somethings) comparing his song, "Hooked on a Feeling" to Kevin Federline's and/or Nicole Richie's new song. They all picked the Hoff. ROFL! The radio announcer did mention to check out Hoff's outrageous video. LMAO!


62 posted on 07/11/2006 1:59:51 PM PDT by phantomworker (The ultimate in wisdom is to live in the present, plan for the future and profit from the past.~Anon)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
We did, but an evil rich white man wanted to build a toxic waste dump there!

We call our toxic waste dump Congress...

63 posted on 07/11/2006 2:00:17 PM PDT by Tulsa Brian (This is The Zodiac Speaking...)
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To: Tulsa Brian

We call ours the Good Friday Agreement......


64 posted on 07/11/2006 2:02:00 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
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