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MORFORD: George W. Bush Is Dead To Me
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 7/7/6 | Mark Morford

Posted on 07/07/2006 7:48:55 AM PDT by SmithL

Nation cringes as the worst president ever continues long, painful slog to the end -

It is like some sort of virus. It is like some sort of weird and painful rash on your face that makes you embarrassed to walk out the door and so you sit there day after day, waiting for it to go away, slathering on ointment and Bactine and scotch. And yet still it lingers.

Some days the pain is so searing and hot you want to cut off your own head with a nail file. Other days it is numb and pain-free and seemingly OK, to the point where you think it might finally be all gone and you allow yourself a hint of a whisper of a positive feeling, right up until you look in the mirror, and scream.

George W. Bush is just like that.

Everyone I know has had enough. . . .

(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bds; dramaqueens; emoting; girlymen; histrionics; imalittleteapot; loonyleft; morford; morfordite
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To: Lead Moderator

I certainly don't call it thread hijacking. For I am not in cahoots with anyone to hijack a thread, nor would I even consider doing such a thing. Nevertheless, the point is well-taken. And quite obviously, my screenname has come under scrutiny. Which also brings up another question. Why?


21 posted on 07/07/2006 10:50:11 AM PDT by Mrs. Darla Ruth Schwerin
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To: Mrs. Darla Ruth Schwerin
Sounds like a bit of censorship to me.

And of course, you'd be wrong. Since this is a privately owned and operated site, you have no right to Free Speech. You're here at the pleasure of the owner and his agents.

22 posted on 07/07/2006 11:30:24 AM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: Admin Moderator

Thank you very much for the information...


23 posted on 07/07/2006 11:33:23 AM PDT by Mrs. Darla Ruth Schwerin
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To: The_Victor
Some days the pain is so searing and hot you want to cut off your own head with a nail file.

Just go with the flow, marcus old man. Do it. We dare ya.

24 posted on 07/07/2006 11:48:02 AM PDT by JustaCowgirl (Liberals aren't having so much fun now that the rabbit has the gun. --Ann Coulter)
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To: Mrs. Darla Ruth Schwerin

Asked a simple question and you did not reply, which in itself is an adequate answer. There is a game being played, by whom I neither know nor care. And in reality it doesn't matter, for many seem to have been "suckered in". And as for the Admin. Moderator's immature and argumentative remark about being here at the, "Pleasure" of thus and so persons, for thus and so reasons-I did not come to this site to, "P-L-E-A-S-E" certain persons. Unlike countless others who post "Obscene" remarks, it was chosen to make an, Example, out of someone who is non-beligerent. Bad choice, for that is quite selfish and childish...


25 posted on 07/07/2006 1:07:45 PM PDT by Mrs. Darla Ruth Schwerin
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To: SmithL

I, for one, do appreciate the resurgence of (at least some of your) keywords.....LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL!


26 posted on 07/07/2006 2:47:31 PM PDT by spankalib
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To: SmithL
Some days the pain is so searing and hot you want to cut off your own head with a nail file.

Normally, I avoid using cliches like "drama queen," but the phrase perfectly suits this Morford guy. Sheesh! Talk about rhetoric that's over the top, this guy is in Twilight Zone territory.

27 posted on 07/07/2006 2:51:23 PM PDT by Wolfstar (Where you go with me, heaven will always be.)
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To: spankalib

Our keyword writers show a lot more creativity than Morford ever has.


28 posted on 07/07/2006 3:30:16 PM PDT by SmithL (The fact that they can't find Hoffa is proof that he never existed.)
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To: SmithL

Of that, there is NO doubt....nosiree, none at all!
LOL....can't stop, I really can't.....


29 posted on 07/07/2006 3:32:46 PM PDT by spankalib
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To: SmithL; MurryMom; Liz; Howlin
Some days the pain is so searing and hot you want to cut off your own head with a nail file.

Where was this goofball while the *Crintons were committing their crimes?

30 posted on 07/07/2006 7:59:59 PM PDT by Libloather (All global warming is local...)
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To: SmithL
Some days the pain is so searing and hot you want to cut off your own head with a nail file.

I think reach of us ought to mail him a nail file.

31 posted on 07/07/2006 8:02:05 PM PDT by JCEccles
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. . . make that "each" of us ought to mail him a nail file.

And instructions in braille on how to locate his head in that dark place in which it resides.

32 posted on 07/07/2006 8:04:49 PM PDT by JCEccles
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To: Admin Moderator
You're here at the pleasure of the owner and his agents.

Would that make you a FR pimp? (HEY! Just kidding. I know how hard it is to be one of those...)

33 posted on 07/07/2006 8:04:59 PM PDT by Libloather (All global warming is local...)
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To: JCEccles; Doctor Raoul
I think each of us ought to mail him a nail file.

Uh, oh...

34 posted on 07/07/2006 8:06:39 PM PDT by Libloather (All global warming is local...)
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To: SmithL

Mark
Suicide is painless
Try it
America would be better off


35 posted on 07/07/2006 8:14:02 PM PDT by MadLibDisease (The murderous cult of islam is on the march and the war the liberals want to wage is against GW)
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To: SmithL
Thoughts for the author? E-mail him. mmorford@sfgate.com

Mark Morford's Notes & Errata column appears every Wednesday and Friday on SF Gate and in the Datebook section of the SF Chronicle. To get on the e-mail list for this column, please click here and remove one article of clothing. Mark's column also has an RSS feed and an archive of past columns, which includes another tiny photo of Mark probably insufficient for you to recognize him in the street and give him gifts.

As if that weren't enough, Mark also contributes to the hot, spankin' SF Gate Culture Blog.

36 posted on 07/07/2006 8:18:49 PM PDT by Libloather (All global warming is local...)
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