MORFORD: George W. Bush Is Dead To Me

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 7/7/6 | Mark Morford

[SmithL]

Nation cringes as the worst president ever continues long, painful slog to the end -

It is like some sort of virus. It is like some sort of weird and painful rash on your face that makes you embarrassed to walk out the door and so you sit there day after day, waiting for it to go away, slathering on ointment and Bactine and scotch. And yet still it lingers.

Some days the pain is so searing and hot you want to cut off your own head with a nail file. Other days it is numb and pain-free and seemingly OK, to the point where you think it might finally be all gone and you allow yourself a hint of a whisper of a positive feeling, right up until you look in the mirror, and scream.

George W. Bush is just like that.

Everyone I know has had enough. . . .

[Mrs. Darla Ruth Schwerin]

I certainly don't call it thread hijacking. For I am not in cahoots with anyone to hijack a thread, nor would I even consider doing such a thing. Nevertheless, the point is well-taken. And quite obviously, my screenname has come under scrutiny. Which also brings up another question. Why?

[Admin Moderator]

Sounds like a bit of censorship to me.

And of course, you'd be wrong. Since this is a privately owned and operated site, you have no right to Free Speech. You're here at the pleasure of the owner and his agents.

[Mrs. Darla Ruth Schwerin]

Thank you very much for the information...

[JustaCowgirl]

Some days the pain is so searing and hot you want to cut off your own head with a nail file.

Just go with the flow, marcus old man. Do it. We dare ya.

[Mrs. Darla Ruth Schwerin]

Asked a simple question and you did not reply, which in itself is an adequate answer. There is a game being played, by whom I neither know nor care. And in reality it doesn't matter, for many seem to have been "suckered in". And as for the Admin. Moderator's immature and argumentative remark about being here at the, "Pleasure" of thus and so persons, for thus and so reasons-I did not come to this site to, "P-L-E-A-S-E" certain persons. Unlike countless others who post "Obscene" remarks, it was chosen to make an, Example, out of someone who is non-beligerent. Bad choice, for that is quite selfish and childish...

[spankalib]

I, for one, do appreciate the resurgence of (at least some of your) keywords.....LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL!

[Wolfstar]

Some days the pain is so searing and hot you want to cut off your own head with a nail file.

Normally, I avoid using cliches like "drama queen," but the phrase perfectly suits this Morford guy. Sheesh! Talk about rhetoric that's over the top, this guy is in Twilight Zone territory.

[SmithL]

Our keyword writers show a lot more creativity than Morford ever has.

[spankalib]

Of that, there is NO doubt....nosiree, none at all!
LOL....can't stop, I really can't.....

[Libloather]

Some days the pain is so searing and hot you want to cut off your own head with a nail file.

Where was this goofball while the *Crintons were committing their crimes?

[JCEccles]

Some days the pain is so searing and hot you want to cut off your own head with a nail file.

I think reach of us ought to mail him a nail file.

[JCEccles]

. . . make that "each" of us ought to mail him a nail file.

And instructions in braille on how to locate his head in that dark place in which it resides.

[Libloather]

You're here at the pleasure of the owner and his agents.

Would that make you a FR pimp? (HEY! Just kidding. I know how hard it is to be one of those...)

[Libloather]

I think each of us ought to mail him a nail file.

Uh, oh...

[MadLibDisease]

Mark
Suicide is painless
Try it
America would be better off

[Libloather]

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