[JCEccles]

Some days the pain is so searing and hot you want to cut off your own head with a nail file.

I think reach of us ought to mail him a nail file.

[JCEccles]

. . . make that "each" of us ought to mail him a nail file.

And instructions in braille on how to locate his head in that dark place in which it resides.

[Libloather]

I think each of us ought to mail him a nail file.

Uh, oh...