MORFORD: George W. Bush Is Dead To Me

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 7/7/6 | Mark Morford

[SmithL]

Nation cringes as the worst president ever continues long, painful slog to the end -

It is like some sort of virus. It is like some sort of weird and painful rash on your face that makes you embarrassed to walk out the door and so you sit there day after day, waiting for it to go away, slathering on ointment and Bactine and scotch. And yet still it lingers.

Some days the pain is so searing and hot you want to cut off your own head with a nail file. Other days it is numb and pain-free and seemingly OK, to the point where you think it might finally be all gone and you allow yourself a hint of a whisper of a positive feeling, right up until you look in the mirror, and scream.

George W. Bush is just like that.

Everyone I know has had enough. . . .

[SmithL]

Morfordite Alert

`nuf said

[Semi Civil Servant]

Poor Mark. It must be hell having a real man in the news everyday when you're such a whimpering pantywaist.

[The_Victor]

Some days the pain is so searing and hot you want to cut off your own head with a nail file.

Mark - I sleep well at the thought of your discomfort.

[randog]

OK, I only scanned the article quickly, but I failed to see a Morfordite trademark in his article--a reference to his genitalia.

Is he feeling well?

[TheSpottedOwl]

Mark, it's really simple. Turn off your TV, and cancel your newspaper. Move to France. See your doctor and ask for medication, or an adjustment for the ones you're already on. It's not a good idea to mix perscription meds with illegal substances like extacy and meth. This could account for the hallucinations you are apparently suffering from. You are behaving like a freakin' drama queen who dipped into the baggie one too many times...

[ncountylee]

Some days the pain is so searing and hot you want to cut off your own head with a nail file.

Yup, Mark's pain does give me a nice warm fuzzy.

[Just A Nobody]

Some days the pain is so searing and hot you want to cut off your own head with a nail file.

I say go for it! You will feel better and so will I, just knowing you are no longer in such tremendous pain.

Everyone I know has had enough. . . .

Perhaps you should get out of SF and meet people.

The entire "article" is unbelievable! BDS in it's final throes...at least I can dream.

[b4its2late]

Some days the pain is so searing and hot you want to cut off your own head with a nail file.

In Morford's (and any liberal for that matter) case, that's one way to get rid of around 10 pounds of useless fat.

[Petronski]

OK, I only scanned the article quickly, but I failed to see a Morfordite trademark in his article--a reference to his genitalia.

I think you missed this:

Some days the pain is so searing and hot you want to cut off your own head with a nail file.

[roses of sharon]

LOL, he afflicted with BDS, "Bush Derangement Syndrome", poor Nancy boy.

[TheSpottedOwl]

OK, I only scanned the article quickly, but I failed to see a Morfordite trademark in his article--a reference to his genitalia.

Does he really do that? I try and skip over all of his columns, but this one made me LOL! Well we know that what ever is wrong with his boys, it's Bush's fault :-D

[Jameison]

"Some days the pain is so searing and hot you want to cut off your own head with a nail file"

Really?
How can we convince ya to follow through on that?

[SmithL]

Does he really do that?

Yeah, he really does that.

[gate2wire]

"Some days the pain is so searing and hot you want to cut off your own head with a nail file."

Cool. Mark, I'll hold the file. You move your head back and forth.

[TheSpottedOwl]

Oh just yuck : (

[poobear]

Rush read this during the first half hour of his show today and as usual his comments were hilarious.

[Admin Moderator]

Please save it for any of the countless Civil War (Confederate flag, et cetera) threads.

[Mrs. Darla Ruth Schwerin]

Sounds like a bit of censorship to me. And, what may I ask is the reason for the censorship?

[Lead Moderator]

You call it censorship, we call it thread hijacking. Comprende now?