[SmithL]

Morfordite Alert

`nuf said

[Semi Civil Servant]

Poor Mark. It must be hell having a real man in the news everyday when you're such a whimpering pantywaist.

[The_Victor]

Some days the pain is so searing and hot you want to cut off your own head with a nail file.

Mark - I sleep well at the thought of your discomfort.

[randog]

OK, I only scanned the article quickly, but I failed to see a Morfordite trademark in his article--a reference to his genitalia.

Is he feeling well?

[TheSpottedOwl]

Mark, it's really simple. Turn off your TV, and cancel your newspaper. Move to France. See your doctor and ask for medication, or an adjustment for the ones you're already on. It's not a good idea to mix perscription meds with illegal substances like extacy and meth. This could account for the hallucinations you are apparently suffering from. You are behaving like a freakin' drama queen who dipped into the baggie one too many times...

[Just A Nobody]

Some days the pain is so searing and hot you want to cut off your own head with a nail file.

I say go for it! You will feel better and so will I, just knowing you are no longer in such tremendous pain.

Everyone I know has had enough. . . .

Perhaps you should get out of SF and meet people.

The entire "article" is unbelievable! BDS in it's final throes...at least I can dream.

[b4its2late]

Some days the pain is so searing and hot you want to cut off your own head with a nail file.

In Morford's (and any liberal for that matter) case, that's one way to get rid of around 10 pounds of useless fat.

[Jameison]

"Some days the pain is so searing and hot you want to cut off your own head with a nail file"

Really?
How can we convince ya to follow through on that?

[gate2wire]

"Some days the pain is so searing and hot you want to cut off your own head with a nail file."

Cool. Mark, I'll hold the file. You move your head back and forth.

[poobear]

Rush read this during the first half hour of his show today and as usual his comments were hilarious.

[Wolfstar]

Some days the pain is so searing and hot you want to cut off your own head with a nail file.

Normally, I avoid using cliches like "drama queen," but the phrase perfectly suits this Morford guy. Sheesh! Talk about rhetoric that's over the top, this guy is in Twilight Zone territory.

[Libloather]

Some days the pain is so searing and hot you want to cut off your own head with a nail file.

Where was this goofball while the *Crintons were committing their crimes?

[JCEccles]

Some days the pain is so searing and hot you want to cut off your own head with a nail file.

I think reach of us ought to mail him a nail file.

[MadLibDisease]

Mark
Suicide is painless
Try it
America would be better off

[Libloather]

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