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ATM to DNA
Me | Al Baby

Posted on 07/02/2006 5:50:59 PM PDT by al baby

So Here is the story.Yesterday I am going to work for a client. I am a handyman, This women who I have worked for previosly . I get to her home and she has a hybrid in the driveway

My task list for the day is remove two lite fixtures and replace them with ceiling fans but no lite kits strange I thought. Also install a couple of new gfi's outside and install a swamp cooler in her bathroom window

She was talking about Al Gores movie and Reading from D.U. and move on .org We agreed to disagree on most issues I gave her a bill and was paid I put the check in a deposit envelope while I was still there and licked the envelope shut and she said dont do that Do not use atm machine's Bush has a deal with the bank"s to get D.N.A. sample from all the A.T.M. users I was stuned and politley left

She is a total whack job


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To: al baby

She has a right to believe that if she wants to. However a number of agencies collect DNA. I assume that public health agencies do it and you know that hospitals do it on newborns as well as most other patients.


21 posted on 07/02/2006 6:11:41 PM PDT by OldEagle (May you live long enough to hear the legends of your own adventures.)
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To: Larry Lucido

Eeewwwwwww!


22 posted on 07/02/2006 6:12:15 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: Larry Lucido

23 posted on 07/02/2006 6:17:08 PM PDT by al baby (Dick Trickle is not a medical condition)
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To: al baby

Most new ATM's have high quality digital cameras now. They all can be monitored from North Carolina.


24 posted on 07/02/2006 6:19:17 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Red is good)
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To: Admin Moderator

You have to admit this is one hilarious commentary. To say nothing of the freeper posts.


25 posted on 07/02/2006 6:19:42 PM PDT by OldFriend (I Pledge Allegiance to the Flag.....and My Heart to the Soldier Who Protects It.)
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To: al baby

I would have charged her $30.00 more than agreed upon and told her that it was to cover the taxes she has underpaid under the Bush administration


26 posted on 07/02/2006 6:27:23 PM PDT by The Brush
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To: al baby

Oh...my. Was she wearing a tin foil outfit?

What's a gfi and a swamp cooler?

The ATMs I deal with haven't allowed deposits for a while. Why would they want the extra expense of cataloging DNA information? The vast majority would be totally useless.


27 posted on 07/02/2006 6:32:37 PM PDT by skr (We cannot play innocents abroad in a world that is not innocent.-- Ronald Reagan)
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To: al baby

So what we have is a CSI-24 junkie!


28 posted on 07/02/2006 6:35:28 PM PDT by Young Werther
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To: al baby

You might have told her that Bush/Cheney/Halliburton left that technology behind years ago...they are now able to pull DNA from doorknobs from your homes.


29 posted on 07/02/2006 6:37:18 PM PDT by Pharmboy (Democrats lie because they must)
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To: al baby
While she sounds more that a bit paranoid, it would not surprise me a bit to discover that there is a "targeted" program to collect DNA samples from non-citizens, and I would be surprised - but not shocked - to discover that it extended to some citizens as well.

The rationale would be that "we already collect this information from a lot of people (for example, members of the military) on a routine basis, other elected governments (for example, Great Britain) do so already, the potential utility is huge, and if people are not breaking the law, why should they complain?".

If so, and ATM envelope would be a attractive source of inputs, and the process would be perfectly legal if warrents were obtained.

The big question is what would happen if it was decided to expand the program beyond the scale were it was practical to obtain warrants, or to the point the warrants were being issued on such a wholesale bias that there was essentially no real oversight at all, and it became essentially a matter of indiscriminately compiling a national DNA database - that instead of being asked for "Your Papers, Please" you left your identification everywhere you had been.

30 posted on 07/02/2006 6:57:37 PM PDT by M. Dodge Thomas (More of the same, only with more zeros at the end.)
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To: skr
>"What's a gfi and a swamp cooler? "

A gfi is a ground fault interrupt, a cutoff switch/circuit breaker built into a wall recepticle power plug.

A Swamp cooler is and evaportation cooler aka Legionaires disease breeder. These actually work quite well in dry desert climates. In semi humid areas they work not so well, and here in Lousyanna people would say WTF is that? It Boosts humidity??? Can I buy some pot from you?

31 posted on 07/02/2006 8:52:44 PM PDT by rawcatslyentist (I'd rather be carrying a shotgun with Dick, than riding shotgun with a Kennedyl!)
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To: al baby

Did you let it slip that you're the father of the beeber?


32 posted on 07/02/2006 11:08:24 PM PDT by JennysCool (Roll out the Canarble Wagon!)
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No jenny i just hope she did not hear me laugh as i left she was crazy


33 posted on 07/03/2006 6:58:33 AM PDT by al baby (Dick Trickle is not a medical condition)
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To: rawcatslyentist

Thank you for the clarification. We're certainly not looking for humidity boosters here in NWFL!


34 posted on 07/03/2006 12:12:43 PM PDT by skr (We cannot play innocents abroad in a world that is not innocent.-- Ronald Reagan)
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