Well you not gonna believe what happened to me today...
Posted on 06/29/2006 5:22:19 AM PDT by Diggler
MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.
Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.
"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.
"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."
Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.
"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.
"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."
The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.
Good thing he is not a real tight-ass.
Lighten up.
If you don't like the article, don't click on it.
Then I will pretend I'm not here answering you. ;) I have a problem with vulgarity. I will freely admit that. The title of the thread is rather vulgar. I didn't have to click on it to think it was inappropriate.
Evidently, it passed muster with the mods, so I will say no more.
I don't think you will find the word "anus" in any vulgarity dictionary.
Maybe some biology books, but that's about it.
It even rhymes with a planet in our solar system.
What more could you ask for?
"What more could you ask for?"
The end of this conversation?
SO the guy's not too bright.
He had a glow problem.
Now was it a tear drop bulb or a standard 3-way?
Tapping Bio-electrical energy too hard can cause severe immersion.
Their prayer position leaves little protection from intrusion of this sort.
Did he look before backing?
Gerbels are harder to sterilize before entry.
Maybe he put it there so he would have a reading light.
Because Gerbils are not halal!
But he got permission for the light bulb? LOL!! :-)
ROTFL!
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