Then I will pretend I'm not here answering you. ;) I have a problem with vulgarity. I will freely admit that. The title of the thread is rather vulgar. I didn't have to click on it to think it was inappropriate.
Evidently, it passed muster with the mods, so I will say no more.
I don't think you will find the word "anus" in any vulgarity dictionary.
Maybe some biology books, but that's about it.
It even rhymes with a planet in our solar system.
What more could you ask for?