Posted on 06/28/2006 12:23:40 PM PDT by rface
BRISTOW, Okla. (AP) -- Former Judge Donald D. Thompson, a veteran of 23 years on the bench, is on trial on charges he used a penis pump on himself in the courtroom while sitting in judgment of others.
Over the past few days, the jurors have watched a defense attorney and a prosecutor pantomime masturbation. A doctor has lectured on the lengths the defendant was willing to go to enhance his sexual performance.
The white-handled sexual device sits before the jury box for hours at a time. Occasionally an attorney picks it up and squeezes the handle, demonstrating the "sh-sh" sound of air rushing through the contraption's plastic tubing.
Thompson's former court reporter, Lisa Foster, wiped away tears as she described tracing an unfamiliar "sh-sh" in the courtroom to her boss. She testified that between 2001 and 2003 she saw Thompson expose himself at least 15 times.
(Excerpt) Read more at wral.com ...
His wife is there to show support for the continuation of his (their) pension.
Here comes da' Judge???????
Just...ewwwwwwwwww....
~GCR~
I've never turned down jury duty, but on this case I doubt I could maintain a straight face, and would no doubt get cited for contempt, if you can call ROFLMAO contemptuous.
Doesn't vacuum on flesh leave hickeys?
She never noticed?
Bet she's as big a perv as him.
Right! LOL!
I must plead ignorance here, I never even heard of one of these gadgets.
LMAO! "It sounded like... err... I mean... I've heard them on TV, yeah.. that's it, Austin Powers"
I can't sympathize as this is a device for which I have no use...
Banging The Gavel PING
cheech and chong ... can't remember the bit it was in though
Admin Mod: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
BtD: That's not mine.
Admin Mod: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by a Mr. Drill.
BtD: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Admin Mod: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Bill the Drill.
BtD: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Admin Mod: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by William T. Drill.
BtD: I wanna see my lawyer.
this story keeps popping up!
I don't get it. What law did this wanker break?
Great tag!
YIKES! I don't know if I'm more distressed by what they put in or what they left out (LOL!). Only two pages, and I've probably had hundreds of posts, maybe thousands. (I know, I know, there's a way to look it up, but I'm lazy tonight.)
not sure, but think he is headed for the penile system....
well for starters he should try to maintain an erect bearing, because i understand bending over in prison isn't a good idea....
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