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Awkward moments abound in penis pump trial
WRAL - AP ^
| Jun 28, 2:32 PM EDT
| SHAUN SCHAFER
Posted on 06/28/2006 12:23:40 PM PDT by rface
BRISTOW, Okla. (AP) -- Former Judge Donald D. Thompson, a veteran of 23 years on the bench, is on trial on charges he used a penis pump on himself in the courtroom while sitting in judgment of others.
Over the past few days, the jurors have watched a defense attorney and a prosecutor pantomime masturbation. A doctor has lectured on the lengths the defendant was willing to go to enhance his sexual performance.
The white-handled sexual device sits before the jury box for hours at a time. Occasionally an attorney picks it up and squeezes the handle, demonstrating the "sh-sh" sound of air rushing through the contraption's plastic tubing.
Thompson's former court reporter, Lisa Foster, wiped away tears as she described tracing an unfamiliar "sh-sh" in the courtroom to her boss. She testified that between 2001 and 2003 she saw Thompson expose himself at least 15 times.
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To: ncountylee
If convicted, his obscenely bloated pension should be stripped from the pervert. I'm sure glad you said pension.
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posted on
06/28/2006 12:37:56 PM PDT
by
A.Hun
(Common sense is no longer common.)
To: Hegemony Cricket
Depending on the effort one puts into it, the law can work on a sliding scale----sometimes reaching its highest pinnacle, sometimes limping along like a deflated balloon.
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posted on
06/28/2006 12:37:59 PM PDT
by
Liz
(The US Constitution is intended to protect the people from the government.)
To: dighton; Tijeras_Slim; martin_fierro; dead
Heh. From your link:
"There was another case where a defendant actually dropped their trousers in court, bent over and showed the judge the words 'Happy Christmas' written on their behind, and that was found not to be in contempt also. I think that defendant was probably fairly lucky, I might say."
To: Liz
The penal system will straighten him out.
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posted on
06/28/2006 12:40:07 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(I'm trying to think but nothing happens)
To: dfwgator
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posted on
06/28/2006 12:40:46 PM PDT
by
DungeonMaster
(More and more churches are nada scriptura.)
To: cripplecreek
Yeah, but sometimes the kinks in the system have to be worked and worked. Ask Bruce and his girlfriend.
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posted on
06/28/2006 12:42:18 PM PDT
by
Liz
(The US Constitution is intended to protect the people from the government.)
To: Liz
Sounds like a typical case of one-eyed blind justice...
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posted on
06/28/2006 12:44:09 PM PDT
by
Hegemony Cricket
(Rugged individualists of the world, unite!)
To: dighton
Oh...man...after reading that link, I'm literally in tears laughing.
Quote of the year, at the very least:
RICHARD LEADER: Yes. What actually tends to happen with insults to judges is that findings of contempt are not made. There was another case where a defendant actually dropped their trousers in court, bent over and showed the judge the words 'Happy Christmas' written on their behind, and that was found not to be in contempt also. I think that defendant was probably fairly lucky, I might say.
ROTFLMAO
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posted on
06/28/2006 12:46:19 PM PDT
by
B Knotts
(Newt '08!)
To: rface
Now that just sucks....
To: rface
I guess this puts Limbaughs Viagra issue in a different perspective I thing that I've heard.....no.....I'm sure that I've heard a "sh-sh" while listening to Rush.
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posted on
06/28/2006 12:52:21 PM PDT
by
cowboyway
(My heroes have always been Cowboys)
To: cripplecreek
If the pump don't fit..... LOL! Oh, my gosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted on
06/28/2006 12:54:24 PM PDT
by
yellowdoghunter
(Vote out the RINO's; volunteer to help get Conservative Republicans elected!)
To: yellowdoghunter
Bailiff, whack his pee pee.
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posted on
06/28/2006 12:56:29 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(I'm trying to think but nothing happens)
To: Sax
There are also reports that he clipped his toe nails during one trial and also shaved himself, (ya know, down there) during another. This guy is something else.....
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posted on
06/28/2006 12:58:25 PM PDT
by
yellowdoghunter
(Vote out the RINO's; volunteer to help get Conservative Republicans elected!)
To: rface
>Former Judge Donald D. Thompson, a veteran of 23 years on the bench, is on trial on charges
he used a penis pump on himself in the courtroom while sitting in judgment of others
Now we'll all wonder
how many Freepers do this
while they are freeping!
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posted on
06/28/2006 12:58:40 PM PDT
by
theFIRMbss
(sh-sh, sh-sh, sh-sh, sh-sh . . .)
To: Hegemony Cricket
Hey, you can depend on it---justice comes in various sizes.
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posted on
06/28/2006 12:59:48 PM PDT
by
Liz
(The US Constitution is intended to protect the people from the government.)
To: All
Judge and his wife.
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posted on
06/28/2006 1:02:04 PM PDT
by
Liz
(The US Constitution is intended to protect the people from the government.)
To: rface
His poor wife in the photo, standing bravely at his side but unable to hold her head up. She will never be able to hold her head up again if that little town in OK is like the little town we lived in. If Mr. Ditter did something like that I would NOT be standing up with him, I'd be home packing to move.
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posted on
06/28/2006 1:02:55 PM PDT
by
Ditter
To: Liz
Boy, I bet she's proud.
LMAO
To: rface
Thompson's former court reporter, Lisa Foster, wiped away tears as she described tracing an unfamiliar "sh-sh" in the courtroom to her boss. Must have been tears of laughter because this is just funny as it can be. Aside from the fact that American taxpayers paid the perv for decades.
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posted on
06/28/2006 1:05:02 PM PDT
by
subterfuge
(Call me a Jingoist, I don't care...)
To: Ditter
Maybe she bought him the pump?
Do you believe she did'nt know her hubby was a perv? How long had they been married?
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posted on
06/28/2006 1:05:11 PM PDT
by
Dinsdale
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