[American Quilter]

Funny and true!

[Fighting Irish]

.....i thought it was cute....

[Deaf Smith]

Gun Control is being able to place all shots on target.

[ASA Vet]

This has been posted a few times before. I have only one question for the Texan. Why did he not load the magazines fully?

[Onelifetogive]

Democrat's Answer:

How much carbon is emmitted from the barrel of this gun?

Will the noise disturb the local wildlife?

What if he is not intending to harm me, but some Iraqi? Or Republican?

[MNJohnnie]

US Army Infantryman's answer.

Bang. Bang.

"Now while you lay there screaming from those rounds in your kneecaps Mr Terrorist, I am going to introduce you to my friend here, Mr. Softball bat. However, before we do that, here is a nice bag of Pork Rinds you are going to feed eat. Allah u abkbar Mother#$%

[Lazamataz]

GEORGIA REPUBLICAN'S ANSWER:

*Thud* (drops glock)
*rustle - SHANK* (whips out alternative Class III weapon)
BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA (clack-sssshick) (reload) BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA

Never leave home without it.

[Kaylee Frye]

It's missing the "uunnggghhh...." at the end of the Democrat's response. Actually, I think it'd be somewhere in the middle - that's way too much to think about in 3 seconds!

[MarineBrat]

High Sierra Backpacker's response...

*BIG BANG*

...but only one...

[MNJohnnie]

Son: Git-r-Dun, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?

Wife: You are NOT taking that to the Taxidermist!

I had seen the other part. These last two are a great addition. Thanks for the laugh today!