Posted on 06/21/2006 1:30:19 PM PDT by Fighting Irish
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock Cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have only three seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be intent just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Texas Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click...
Daughter: Nice grouping,Daddy! Were those Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
Son: Git-r-Dun, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?
Wife: You are NOT taking that to the Taxidermist!
Funny and true!
.....i thought it was cute....
Gun Control is being able to place all shots on target.
This has been posted a few times before. I have only one question for the Texan. Why did he not load the magazines fully?
How much carbon is emmitted from the barrel of this gun?
Will the noise disturb the local wildlife?
What if he is not intending to harm me, but some Iraqi? Or Republican?
Or at least counting his shots.......
Bang. Bang.
"Now while you lay there screaming from those rounds in your kneecaps Mr Terrorist, I am going to introduce you to my friend here, Mr. Softball bat. However, before we do that, here is a nice bag of Pork Rinds you are going to feed eat. Allah u abkbar Mother#$%
BUMP!
Pork Rinds you are going to feed eat. Allah u abkbar Mother#$%
I like that
*Thud* (drops glock)
*rustle - SHANK* (whips out alternative Class III weapon)
BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA (clack-sssshick) (reload) BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA
Never leave home without it.
It's missing the "uunnggghhh...." at the end of the Democrat's response. Actually, I think it'd be somewhere in the middle - that's way too much to think about in 3 seconds!
No worries, dropping a Glock is safe.
High Sierra Backpacker's response...
*BIG BANG*
...but only one...
BANG
One shot, one kill. Now stop wasting ammo;-)
If there were a post of the day, You win!
Wife: You are NOT taking that to the Taxidermist!
I had seen the other part. These last two are a great addition. Thanks for the laugh today!
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