Posted on 06/21/2006 7:44:09 AM PDT by HOTTIEBOY
It's the season when diesel fuel turns to gel, and everybody looks like Kenny from South Park, and all the streets look like a damn Rockwell painting, well until december 26, then it looks like a dirty grey sheet of paper until about June.
LOL...I'm short, however my head isn't flat. Smarta**!
DING!
Fries are done!
Hey Millee, over here!
I COULD always git you one of those graduation caps and some epoxy to hold it in place, then I could fit the slice of pizza and an ashtray, too! Dream date! WOOT!
Lunch?!
I haven't even had breakfast yet! It's only 10:30 here.
Quite the imagination you have...
I'm jealous. I'm 2 hours behind you. :(
Ouch!
I have mad skillz, 2!
Dayum, did I kill the thread?
Yes..yes..you did!
Nope, thought everyone ran away. I think I need one of those desks like George Costanza has...
canes almost choked.
no pride in that win vs an 8 seed.
NOW THAT'S A SALESMAN
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>A guy from Minnesota moved to Florida and goes to a
>Big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.
>The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"
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>The kid says, "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota."
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>Well, the boss liked the looks of the kid, so he gave him a job and
>Said "You start tomorrow, and I'll come down after we close and see
>How you did." Ok?
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>His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it, and after
>The store was locked up, the boss came down.
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>"How many customers bought something from you on your first day?
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>The kid says, "One".
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>The boss says, "Just one?" You know our sales people average on a slow
>Day 20 to 30 customers, but you had "JUST ONE". And how much was you're
>"JUST
>ONE sale for?"
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>The kid says, "$101,237.65".
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>The boss said what? "$101,237.65? Well, what the hell did you?
>Sell?''
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>The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fishhook. Then I sold him
>A medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold
>Him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and
>He said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we
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>Went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine "Chris
>Craft".
>Then he said he didn't think his "Honda Civic" would pull it, so I
>Took him down to the automotive department and sold him that "4X4
>Expedition."
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>The boss said, "A man came in here to buy a fishing hook and you sold
>Him a "BOAT and a TRUCK?"
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>No the kid said, the man came in to buy "Tampons for his wife", and I
>Said, "Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing".
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I LOVE rollercoasters! If only I could get my puss of a hubby to ride with me.
My daughter rode her first rollercoaster about a month ago...The Big Bad Wolf at Busch Gardens Williamsburg, VA. She loved it!!!!
BTW, she's 5 years old. Gotta start them out right!!
Nah man, Subway.
Wake up sleepy head.
That would definately get my attention.
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