Skip to comments.
Dolphin married to British Jew dies
Yedioth Ahronoth ^
| June 18, 2006
| Saya Egozy
Posted on 06/18/2006 12:22:20 PM PDT by West Coast Conservative
click here to read article
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 41-60, 61-80, 81-100, 101-114 last
To: West Coast Conservative
I keep having flashbacks to the King of the Hill episode where Hank is molested by a dolphin.
To: West Coast Conservative
["I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she chocked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.]
If you have to stress to people what you're not, then you probably are.
I don't really care about the money, but I'm going to sue.
I'm not a kook, but I went to see Fahrenheit 911 67 times.
I'm not like the other tax and spend Democrats, but I'm for a "New Direction for America".
102
posted on
06/19/2006 8:13:35 AM PDT
by
spinestein
(The Democratic Party is the reason I vote for Republicans.)
To: West Coast Conservative
Cindy is a pretty gay name for a male dolphin.
And the millionaire is a gay beastiophile?
103
posted on
06/19/2006 8:25:01 AM PDT
by
hattend
(Stop! No more! The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised! - Zapp Brannigan:)
To: hattend
And the millionaire is a gay beastiophileNever mind
Cindy gained fame after marrying Sharon Tendler, a 41-year-old Jewish millionaire from London in December 2005. Tendler wore a white dress and placed flowers on her head.
104
posted on
06/19/2006 8:26:46 AM PDT
by
hattend
(Stop! No more! The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised! - Zapp Brannigan:)
To: Slings and Arrows; West Coast Conservative; Xenalyte
105
posted on
06/19/2006 8:56:06 AM PDT
by
presidio9
("Bird Flu" is the new Y2K virus -only without the inconvenient deadline.)
To: BenLurkin
Tell us when dinner is, and the hubby and I will be over with a few bottles of vino and dessert. ;-)
106
posted on
06/19/2006 9:01:22 AM PDT
by
RepoGirl
("Bobby, if you weren't my son... I'd hug you...")
To: West Coast Conservative
buried at sea?
Who'da thunk?
107
posted on
06/19/2006 9:03:56 AM PDT
by
CougarGA7
(There are no trophies for winning wars. Only consequences for losing them.)
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
[I mean it. Don't do it.]
Well, you warned me.
But really, I feel sorry for this woman. Her dolphin husband dies, sonar she doesn't have a manta spend time with anymore.
108
posted on
06/19/2006 10:09:08 AM PDT
by
spinestein
(The Democratic Party is the reason I vote for Republicans.)
To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
Q1) How do I tell a male dolphin from a female one? A1) The most obvious way is to take a peek under the peduncle.
I ain't peekin' under no peduncles!
109
posted on
06/19/2006 10:13:55 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
To: nmh
She inherited a boat-load of mackerel
110
posted on
06/19/2006 10:31:01 AM PDT
by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
To: West Coast Conservative
Cindy gained fame after marrying Sharon TendlerI'm very open-minded when it comes to gender, marriage, and all that stuff. But let's face it, Tendler married "Cindy", not the other way around.
To: hoosierham
There is one item of note that has been ignored: WHY does the story point out she is a Jewish millionaire ? How is her supposed religious faith relevant to the story ? I'm not aware of any branch of Judaism which practices interspecies marriage, so I don't think this is a reference to her "faith". Most likely it was mentioned because this nonsense went down in Israel, and if the paper had just reported that "a millionaire from London" had married a dolphin, it would have been swamped with e-mails demanding to know why this nut hadn't been deported back to London the minute she "proposed" to do such an idiotic thing. Being technically Jewish is relevant in this case.
To: ValerieUSA
I figured something like this would happen ever since Tiny Tim's wedding.
113
posted on
06/19/2006 10:37:40 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(updated my FR profile on Monday, June 19, 2006.)
To: GovernmentShrinker
Did any Israeli gov't official or rabbi perform this "marriage"?
114
posted on
06/20/2006 6:16:37 PM PDT
by
hoosierham
(Waddaya mean Freedom isn't free ?;will you take a creditcard?)
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 41-60, 61-80, 81-100, 101-114 last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson