Posted on 06/18/2006 12:22:20 PM PDT by West Coast Conservative
Cindy the dolphin gained fame after 41-year-old Jewish millionaire from London married him in 2005; 'Cindy swam slowly and he had problems eating,' reef employee says
Cindy the dolphin, the head of a pack of dolphins at the Eilat Reef, and father of all the dolphins born in the area, died Sunday and was buried at sea.
The dolphin's body was discovered Sunday morning by reef workers floating in its favorite place – the entrance of the diving and swimming instructors. Reef workers put Cindy's body in a boat and sailed into the sea, where they departed from it.
"We felt this was the end for three weeks," said Maya Zilber, who is a manager at the reef's training center. "Cindy swam slowly and he had problems eating. Sometimes he didn't eat at all. He vomited and did not look good," said Maya.
Cindy gained fame after marrying Sharon Tendler, a 41-year-old Jewish millionaire from London in December 2005. Tendler wore a white dress and placed flowers on her head.
Cindy, escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins, swam over to Tendler and she hugged him, whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd.
After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.
"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she chocked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.
Cindy was the largest dolphin on the reef. He was over 2.5 meters (8.2 feet) and weighed over 250 kilograms (551 pounds). Despite his massive size, Zilber said that Cindy "still had battles with other males."
"But these are natural wars. If there would not have been wars between the males, we would be worried," she added.
Reef employees estimate that Cindy, short for Cinderella, was 40-years-old at the time of his death.
This is an example of what a joke marriage can become if we don't have a constitutional amendment defining it between a man and a woman.
Actually she's not ugly,but boy,is she stupid.
I wonder who porpoised marriage.
everyone knows a little hot sauce brings out the flavor!
Look for legal wrangling between the bride and Cindy's cetacean relatives over the estate now, with the sharks getting involved...
I like some pickled Ginger. (A sober Mary Ann is just fine too.)
How is her supposed religious faith relevant to the story ?
LOL!!!
Grilled Mustard-Crusted Dolphin
8 oz. Dolphin Fillets
Salt And Pepper -- to taste
2 Tbsp Butter -- melted
4 Tbsp Dijon Mustard
1/2 C Bread Crumbs
1 Oz Chopped Fresh Herbs
2 Tbsp Mustard Seeds
Season dolphin with salt and pepper; rub with a little melted butter; reserve remaining butter.
Over very hot grill (500°) cook dolphin only until grill marks appear. Remove from grill at once.
Rub Dijon mustard on filet; top with mixture of remaining butter, bread crumbs, fresh herbs and mustard seeds. Bake in oven at 350° until dolphin is brown on top and moist in center.
Makes 2 servings.
Source: William Burke of The Contented Sole, West Palm Beach
So we can speculate as to whether the groom had a bris.
Any children?
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I see they were also lesbians!! ;)
No the dolphin was father of the other dolphins in the area so he ,at least,was acting in his natural capacity.Sharon ,well,..........
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