VANITY: CHICKS TICKET SALES BELOW EXPECTATIONSHAVING TO CANCEL DATES

www.billboard.com ^ | 6/7/06 | Ray Waddell, Nashville

[beansox]

BYE BYE DIXIE COWARDS!

[TankerKC]

Why just yesterday I read how well the tour was going. Which is true?

[.cnI redruM]

>>>>>it is possible the route and capacities may be further reconfigured.


They will go from playing the boathouse to playing the outhouse.

[Jedidah]

Red states aren't buying.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

All of their "new fans" bought the new CD and evidently, had more than enough.

[A CA Guy]

But...but...but... the news said this was the greatest fastest selling album of all time.

How can this be?

[fhlh]

wait... I thought their album was selling like hot cakes???? This doesn't compute at all...

[Petronski]

Their Career's had to die
Na na na-na-na-na nah nah
Bye-bye, career

[Lx]

Great, they can play the Howard Johnsons with Spinal Tap...

[reagan_fanatic]

But but but - I thought the Fabulous Fatass Trio had the top-selling CD in the Universe!

I am stuned, stuned I tell you...

[Yo-Yo]

I was listening to to a live Santana concert on XM Radio last Friday and was jamming to the tunes until Carlos said "This one is for George Bush!" then started playing "You've got to change your evil ways."

GRRRR!

[Revolting cat!]

Buh, bye, Chubby Chicker and the Twisted Sisters!

[COBOL2Java]

...With ticket sales below expectations, it is possible the route and capacities may be further reconfigured...

Let's see...New York City, San Francisco, Austin, Minneapolis, Ithica, Oakland, Boston...

[KC_Conspirator]

LOL!

[dead]

I thought their album was selling like hot cakes???? This doesn't compute at all...

Liberals who never bought a country album in their life might pluck down $15 bucks to vent their anger at Bush, but they are not parting with $65 bucks and listening to some horrid hillbilly warbling for two hours.

[Petronski]

Industry execs knew there was going to be a significant trouble as soon as they were told the first release was going to be Not ready to shut our steaming pieholes, or whatever it's called.

A thumb in the eye is not what the country-music fan wanted at this moment.

[tigtog]

I have never understood the stupidity of entertainers. Once they gain an audience they then go about dividing it with political nonsense. I know has been entertainers do this just to get some publicity, but entertainers who have found an audience and are just starting to capitalize on it to go out of their way to piss off half or more of their paying patrons is really stupid. Did no one ever tell these types when invited to someones home don't talk about politics, religion, or race. Try complimenting your hosts, ask where they or from, what school did they go to, what their kids are doing and finally what sport/hobbies float their boat. You don't have to say much with these questions just listen. Its amazing how much info a person will give you if you make your conversation about them. They will love you for it.

[Mr. Blonde]

Hopefully the RHCP will step into that OKC date. Make a good situation even better.

[griswold3]

I thought they like a smaller fan base that "got it"!! Har har ditsy chicks.
Rule #1- Don't bite the hand that feeds you!!