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Spat between husband and wife (Not for small children)

Posted on 06/04/2006 4:26:02 PM PDT by SandRat

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.

HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO.

FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT

TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO

FINE, SHE SAYS, THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK.

I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS. HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!

SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS....................................

HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME

AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.

AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.

AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.

HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?

SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.

HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.

HE SAID, SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?

SHE REPLIED, HELLOOOOO... DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ace; argue; bettycrocker; ge; hines; husband; westinghouse; wife

1 posted on 06/04/2006 4:26:10 PM PDT by SandRat
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To: SandRat; patton

lol! funny story


2 posted on 06/04/2006 4:36:33 PM PDT by leda (Life is always what you make it!)
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To: SandRat

snort!


3 posted on 06/04/2006 4:44:09 PM PDT by bitt
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To: SandRat

4 posted on 06/04/2006 5:09:48 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Learning to shrug is the beginning of wisdom)
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To: SandRat
She attended this -

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the
California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man for all seasonings who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in the show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a ‘very smart cookie’, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a bit flaky sometimes, he was still considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play-Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at
3:50 for about twenty minutes.

 


5 posted on 06/04/2006 5:12:30 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Learning to shrug is the beginning of wisdom)
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To: Lady Jag

Notice of the Doughboy's passing just got sent to MRs SR who sent me the Spat between Husband and Wife.


6 posted on 06/04/2006 5:35:15 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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To: leda

old one, babe


7 posted on 06/04/2006 5:41:34 PM PDT by patton (What the heck just happened, here?)
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To: leda

still funny though...


8 posted on 06/04/2006 5:58:12 PM PDT by mcar
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To: mcar; patton

hey, i just said the same thing to him :)


9 posted on 06/04/2006 6:02:43 PM PDT by leda (Life is always what you make it!)
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To: SandRat

It must just be me, but why would a husband and wife communicate so much online? I mean, if in proximity, why not....?


10 posted on 06/04/2006 6:05:17 PM PDT by phantomworker (And the peace of God, which passeth all understanding, will keep your hearts and your minds...)
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To: leda

great minds think alike
:)


11 posted on 06/04/2006 6:05:53 PM PDT by mcar
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To: SandRat

LOL!!!!


12 posted on 06/04/2006 6:06:44 PM PDT by MikefromOhio (aka MikeinIraq - WTFO)
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To: mcar

yep :)


13 posted on 06/04/2006 6:08:13 PM PDT by leda (Life is always what you make it!)
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To: Lady Jag

LOL! Bun in the oven! Good one!


14 posted on 06/04/2006 6:09:36 PM PDT by djf (Bedtime story: Once upon a time, they snuck on the boat and threw the tea over. In a land far away..)
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