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1 posted on 06/04/2006 4:26:10 PM PDT by SandRat
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lol! funny story


2 posted on 06/04/2006 4:36:33 PM PDT by leda (Life is always what you make it!)
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To: SandRat

snort!


3 posted on 06/04/2006 4:44:09 PM PDT by bitt
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4 posted on 06/04/2006 5:09:48 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Learning to shrug is the beginning of wisdom)
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She attended this -

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the
California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man for all seasonings who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in the show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a ‘very smart cookie’, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a bit flaky sometimes, he was still considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play-Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at
3:50 for about twenty minutes.

 


5 posted on 06/04/2006 5:12:30 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Learning to shrug is the beginning of wisdom)
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It must just be me, but why would a husband and wife communicate so much online? I mean, if in proximity, why not....?


10 posted on 06/04/2006 6:05:17 PM PDT by phantomworker (And the peace of God, which passeth all understanding, will keep your hearts and your minds...)
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To: SandRat

LOL!!!!


12 posted on 06/04/2006 6:06:44 PM PDT by MikefromOhio (aka MikeinIraq - WTFO)
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