Posted on 05/30/2006 12:39:11 PM PDT by Leg Olam
Batwoman's new look has been designed by artist Alex Ross Comic book heroine Batwoman is to make a comeback as a "lipstick lesbian" who moonlights as a crime fighter, a DC Comics spokesman has confirmed
Super Hero Sexual Orientation, on our next episode of (insert house-frau talkshow name here.)
Holy shag gagger batman.
What distinguishes "them" from the regular, run-of-the-mill lesibans?
Shes depicted wearing elbow length gloves so its hard to tell if she is really a Lesbian. They usually don't much care for long fingernails.
Of course we all know that nobody wants to see a "Chapstick Lesbian" Batwoman
Okay, I'll admit I'm out of the loop on "lipstick" lesbians.
More than you want to know.........
http://belladonna.org/lipsticklesbian.html
IIRC, a lipstick lesbian would be the 'girly' type lesbian...
"Moonbatwoman"
They're feminine. Wear lipstick, dresses, etc.
Banky Edwards: Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, OK? And dead in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people, OK? Are you following?
Holden: Yeah.
Banky Edwards: Good. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as f#@k, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?
Holden: What is this supposed to prove?
Banky Edwards: No, I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny?
Holden: The man-hating dyke.
Banky Edwards: Good. Why?
Holden: I don't know.
Banky Edwards: Because the other three are figments of your f#@king imagination!
failed to keep the green lantern a homosexual
Excuse me?
LOL!
Seriously though, what the heck was longtermmemmory talking about?
DC tried to make one of the incarnations of Green Lantern a homosexual. It did not last long.
DC tried to make one of the incarnations of Green Lantern a homosexual. It did not last long.
Which incarnation of Green Lantern, pray tell?
She's now refered to as LapWoman; Experimenting for Fun.
One of the Green Lanterns had a friend who was gay, perhaps that's what you're thinking of?
Julie Newmar's Catwoman could clean that new Batwoman's clock in short order.
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