WE SELL ALL KIND OF ELECTRONIC AT AFFORADABLE RATE. (Call us now at . . . oops!)

Ronalds Biz World | 1995 | Jeferson Simth Ronald

[ronaldbizworld]

Dear customers,

We have for sale all Brands & Models Of MOBILE Phones,Tuners, Laptops Computers; I pod Nanas, Digital Cameras, camcorders AND ALL General Electronics at very Subsidized & Unbeatable Prices. All Phones are Brand New T2 Euro specs, Factory unlocked, free sim no Operator logo, sealed in their original factory box, we sell in Wholesales and any quantity of your choice. All phones come with the full specs and complete accessories/manuals with 2 years international warranty. YOUR ORDER HAVE TO BE MADE BEFORE PROCESSING IT.SO YOU ARE ASK TO PLACE AN ORDER NOW WHICH WILL BE SHIP WITHIN 48 HR OF ORDER. Tracking number shall be sent to you upon acknowledgement of your payment. Kindly acknowledge the reciept of our mail and get back by mail.

Thanks and Regards.

Management.

[Lockbar]

Have you sent any money to the Vice-President of Nigeria? Moron!

[freeplancer]

The guy is just trying to make a living. "I'm with Zot".

[Recovering Hermit]

I was only talking about the picture that uglybiker posted, which is ZOT-worthy in and of itself! ;-)

This thread was just a solicitation through the Free Republic site.

There's nothing SPAM generating in some idiot posting to an open forum, unless the readers are stupid enough to follow directions, click links, or whatever.

But that's a personal decision, and is in NO WAY linked to this place.

[PAR35]

And the call center for credit card orders is in Nigeria, isn't it?

[evets]

Beebers on sale!

[Tennessee_Bob]

Nah, it's just pining for the fjords....

[caver]

Hey Ronnie Boy, this is not eBay.

[texas_mrs]

Hey!.........I saw you selling this stuff all week out of your van in the Wal-Mart parking lot, next to the guy with the puppies!

[SmithL]

Late for the Zot, Again.

Sigh

[Buck W.]

AH! I will not buy this Tobacconist, it is scratched.

[TC Rider]

iBTZ

[King Moonracer]

IBTZ spammer

[Robert A Cook PE]

This is interesting.

He says he will send you a tracking number..... AFTER you send HIM your bank account and payment information.

(Can I get this guy's mailing list of people who actually responded to that kind of offer?)

[Izzy Dunne]

Dear customers,

We have for sale [...] ALL General Electronics at very Subsidized & Unbeatable Prices. [...] YOUR ORDER HAVE TO BE MADE BEFORE PROCESSING IT.[ ... ].

Thanks and Regards.

Management.

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Dear Management, I would like two (2) boxes of general electronics, at your unbeatable (not the subsidized) price.

Please charge my credit card.

I assure you that I have placed this order before you processed it.

Thanks ever so much,

Izzy Dunne.

[theDentist]

Brilliant business strategery, if I may say so. Is this how you bought your car?

[50sDad]

You know, my 13-year-old daughter is brilliant, smart, clever, sharp, and laughs at almost everything I laugh at...Simpsons, Futurama, all kinds of stuff...and I show her the legendary "Parrot Sketch" and...nothing. I think it may be a man/woman thing. I mean, Python....drop dead, kick them in the gut, roll on the floor funny, and not a chuckle. Makes ya think.

[airborne]

ZOT!!!

[50sDad]

Tourist: "Yes, I quite agree! I mean what's the point of being treated like sheep. What's the point of going abroad if you're just another tourist carted around in buses surrounded by sweaty mindless oafs from Kettering and Coventry in their cloth caps and their cardigans and their transistor radios and their Sunday Mirrors, complaining about the tea - "Oh they don't make it properly here, do they, not like at home" - and stopping at Majorcan bodegas selling fish and chips and Watney's Red Barrel and calamares and two veg and sitting in their cotton frocks squirting Timothy White's suncream all over their puffy raw swollen purulent flesh 'cos they 'overdid it on the first day.'

"And being herded into endless Hotel Miramars and Bellvueses and Continentales with their modern international luxury roomettes and draught Red Barrel and swimming pools full of fat German businessmen pretending they're acrobats forming pyramids and frightening the children and barging into queues and if you're not at your table spot on seven you miss the bowl of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup, the first item on the menu of International Cuisine, and every Thursday night the hotel has a bloody cabaret in the bar, featuring a tiny emaciated dago with nine-inch hips and some bloated fat tart with her hair brylcreemed down and a big ar$e presenting Flamenco for Foreigners.

"And then some adenoidal typists from Birmingham with flabby white legs and diarrhoea trying to pick up hairy bandy-legged wop waiters called Manuel and once a week there's an excursion to the local Roman Remains to buy cherryade and melted ice cream and bleeding Watney's Red Barrel and one evening you visit the so called typical restaurant with local colour and atmosphere and you sit next to a party from Rhyl who keep singing "Torremolinos, torremolinos" and complaining about the food - "It's so greasy isn't it?" - and you get cornered by some drunken greengrocer from Luton with an Instamatic camera and Dr. Scholl sandals and last Tuesday's Daily Express and he drones on and on about how Mr. Smith should be running this country and how many languages Enoch Powell can speak and then he throws up over the Cuba Libres!?"

[Lady Jag]

He's dead.

[Jet Jaguar]

I pod Nanas

LOL!