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Ronalds Biz World | 1995 | Jeferson Simth Ronald

[ronaldbizworld]

Dear customers,

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Thanks and Regards.

Management.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I need some today and I am sure Bunitty will drink any that seeped into any cracks.

This is today's report of funny things said by our overlords.

The Michigan DNR after years of denying what everyone who spent time in the woods knew, that we have big cats running around them woods, has finally conceded that yes indeed, there are lions in the woods.

Further more they tell us that these lions are not Catholic lions.

How, one might ask do they know this?

They know this because, unlike every other freaking animal in the woods, lions in Michigan practice birth control.

Despite have had lions sightings for the past twenty years the DNR says that there is not a breeding lion population in Michigan.

Where then one might ask are the lions coming from?

The DNR does not have an answer for that but I would feel confident in saying that their explanation involves lions being spontaneously generated from puffballs.

To top this parade of stupidity off, should you come across a lion you are forbidden to shoot it.

Lion, you see, are now classified as endangered in Michigan.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I knew there was something I like I about you - I couldn't for the life of me figure what it is! ;)

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Unnngh... one of those. The only time I like to see metal on a staircase is wrought iron spindles.

[Monkey Face]

I don't like licorice, but I figured if I could past the first six drinks, I might get a real buzz from the Ouzo. Yah. It worked.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I've stopped drinking alcohol.. and I haven't eaten liquorice in ages...

[Monkey Face]

Perhahps the Michigan DNR should take a picnic lunch into the woods, some bright cheery morning, making sure there is plenty of meat.

[TASMANIANRED]

Agreed...My shins are nothing but scar tissue.

[TASMANIANRED]

I have gotten past the first 6 drinks...
before sliding out of the chair.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

If one of them got et they would put it down to hunters killing off to many deer or something.

Word around the range is that if you bow hunt you had better get your CCW. Otherwise you will not be allowed to carry in the woods.

[TASMANIANRED]

I recently tripped over a recipe for deviled eggs that had Ouzo in it..

Was tempted for about 15 minutes..

[Monkey Face]

How asinine.

Leftists all.

You have mail.

[EsmeraldaA]

HEHEHE

Soooo...

You think I'm too flaky, huh?

GOOD!!

[Monkey Face]

Oh. Ugh. Where would the fun be in that?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Got it.

Sent you a reply with what info I have.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Most injuries I have received (barring the head injury), have occurred while using machinery to make stairs! ;)

[Monkey Face]

Got it. :o])~~~~

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I suppose.. yeah... ok... probably...

[EsmeraldaA]

HA! Thought so....

I don't have a problem with that. ;o))

[NicknamedBob]

Just want to point out that you and Darks have been posting to a banned account. Lazmataz ain't who you think.

Now, Lazamataz probably ain't who you think, either, but at least he can respond to your posts.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

You probably don't...

;)))