BOOB BRIT'S BABY BOBBLE

N Y Post ^ | May 19, 2006 | TODD VENEZIA

[COUNTrecount]

Britney Spears' child-care techniques seem to be growing positively "Toxic" - she nearly dropped her 8-month-old son on his head yesterday as she tottered out of a posh Manhattan hotel with a glass in one hand and the tyke in another. The baby-bobbling bungle began at about 6 p.m., as the "Not That Innocent" pop tart left the Ritz-Carlton Hotel on Central Park South, holding her kid, Sean Preston, and what witnesses said was a tumbler of water and ice (photo, far left).

While heading to a car, her long pants appeared to get tangled in her open-toed shoes (inset, far left) just as she stepped past a pothole, witnesses said.

Then - oops! - Britney started to tumble. Sean Preston's head whipped back in what a witness called a "violent manner," his chubby arm swung up and his little hat went flying off .

"Her bodyguard had some good reactions," an onlooker said of the quick catch . "[He] grabbed the baby before he hit the floor."

Despite the tumble, Britney managed not to spill a drop of her drink. Then she muttered to fotogs in her Louisiana accent, "This is why I need a gun."

The incident left her clearly shaken up - afterwards she was seen in tears at FAO Schwarz (right inset).

[Tax-chick]

LOL! Yes, we were working for our county GOP, handing out flyers on judge and school board candidates.

[Tax-chick]

glass or baby and I would just have to buy another glass

You don't think about that when you're falling. Anyway, the only thing that got hurt was me.

[freedumb2003]

move to chat or smokey backroom?

[grey_whiskers]

But I ALWAYS keep one hand on my mouse. No, wait, let me rephrase that..

TOO LATE!

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Cheers!

[dayglored]

> Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.

Aha! No wonder my Democrat friends seem so depressed.

[beaversmom]

When my second son was around 18 mos--2 years he wore his bicycle helmet constantly. It made him happy to wear it. I got many questions. One lady asked me if he was epileptic. Actually the first picture of him on my home page is of him wearing his helmet. His other big thing, even to this day, is wearing his snow boots. He gets lots of stares when he goes out with his snow boots and Hawaiian looking shorts.

[Tax-chick]

I think I'd give someone in snow boots and a Hawaiian shirt a long look ... it reminds me of "Tacky the Penguin"!

[beaversmom]

Thanks for telling me about the Tacky Penguin. Never heard of it. He loves Penguins and books so I think this will be his new hero:)

[Tax-chick]

My youngest daughter (6) is crazy about penguins. There are five or six books in the "Tacky" saga :-).