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Have you had your Zot today?
1 posted on 05/18/2006 12:16:50 PM PDT by Redcitizen
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To: Redcitizen

It'll die in a little while. Internal electric burns don't show up immediately.


2 posted on 05/18/2006 12:17:47 PM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Many at FR would respond to Christ "Darn right, I'll cast the first stone!")
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Bush's Fault. Illegal 'coons. Doing jobs the native won't.


3 posted on 05/18/2006 12:18:12 PM PDT by neodad (USS Vincennes (CG-49) Freedom's Fortress)
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Probably a publicity gimmick for Over the Hedge movie.


4 posted on 05/18/2006 12:18:28 PM PDT by raccoonradio
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Electri-coon?......


5 posted on 05/18/2006 12:19:07 PM PDT by Red Badger (Liberals reward sloth and revere incompetence...........)
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Hope you are feeling better after this terrible expereince and get well soon.


6 posted on 05/18/2006 12:20:09 PM PDT by MNJohnnie (Conservative, The simple fact about DC is this . "There is more work to do"...)
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The shocked raccoon is doing a job no California death row prisoner wants to do.


7 posted on 05/18/2006 12:21:41 PM PDT by llevrok (Stop the Latin Insurgents !!!)
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I had one crawl up into an FM radio transmitter at a radio station I once worked for. Bang...dead. Took us off the air for a few hours.


9 posted on 05/18/2006 12:22:02 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (© 2006, Ravin' Lunatic since 4/98)
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Next time, UP the voltage.

10 posted on 05/18/2006 12:22:22 PM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll. 17,400+ snide replies and counting!)
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Great things come in small packages....check this out...


13 posted on 05/18/2006 12:24:43 PM PDT by marmar (Pray for our Warriors...they are the greatest there are............)
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No ZOT! for you.


14 posted on 05/18/2006 12:24:56 PM PDT by Professional Engineer (Hang up and drive? Do you mean, FReepin and drivin don't mix?)
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Do Ralph and Norton know about this?

Hey, what are raccoons doing in Cyprus? How'd they get there, on the ferry?


15 posted on 05/18/2006 12:25:35 PM PDT by RexBeach ("There is no substitute for victory." -Douglas MacArthur)
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It could be pointed out that the raccoon is illegal, but I suppose there's no need to pylon.


18 posted on 05/18/2006 12:25:54 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (Don't fall for the soft bigotry of assuming all Hispanics are pro-amnesty. www.dontspeakforme.org)
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Raccoons, a native of the Americas, were introduced to Europe last century but are alien to Cyprus

Figures, aliens causing trouble everywhere. LOL!

20 posted on 05/18/2006 12:26:25 PM PDT by michigander (The Constitution only guarantees the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
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21 posted on 05/18/2006 12:26:26 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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While hunting deer, I have heard coons make some of the wierdest noises. I bet this one made a funny sound when he got the zot.


22 posted on 05/18/2006 12:27:55 PM PDT by CollegeRepublican
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After all the probalematic Asian and South American animal imports into this country, this is the first time I heard of the reverse. Guess they never heard of coon-skin caps.


24 posted on 05/18/2006 12:28:13 PM PDT by rod1
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Rocky burst in and grinning a grin
He said pylon boy this is a showdown!


25 posted on 05/18/2006 12:28:17 PM PDT by mrsmith
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said the animal, whose owner was unknown, was smuggled onto the island.

Hmmmmm. I wonder why someone would bother to smuggle a racoon.

29 posted on 05/18/2006 12:32:50 PM PDT by VeniVidiVici (ICE, ICE Baby.)
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"....impounded by vets as an illegal.....alien to Cyprus..."

I'm getting really tired of all these illegal alien articles!


30 posted on 05/18/2006 12:32:54 PM PDT by CSM (Putting government in charge of morality is like putting pedophiles in charge of children.Protagoras)
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Well, I couldn't capture their sign but here are their particulars.

Been waiting for a chance to use this.

FUNERAL HOME

Crisp - Coon Funeral Homes, Inc.

Locally owned and operated in two area locations. 201 First Street South, Winter Haven, FL 1025 South Lake Shore Way, Lake Alfred

John B. Crisp, L.F.D. Charles E. Coon, Jr., L.F.D. Michael T. Coon, L.F.D.

32 posted on 05/18/2006 12:37:41 PM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.)
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