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Hi, I'm the illegitimate love child of Dick Morris and Joe Wilson...

1 posted on 05/17/2006 6:48:39 AM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

Gee......I hope this movie doesn't ruin my career.


2 posted on 05/17/2006 6:50:53 AM PDT by Ptaz (Take Personal Responsibility--it's not fun, but it's the right thing to do.)
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To: pissant

definatley has a hair dye job


3 posted on 05/17/2006 6:51:51 AM PDT by Mr. K (Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help...)
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To: pissant
He looks more and more like Tim Robbins...


4 posted on 05/17/2006 6:52:48 AM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll. 17,400+ snide replies and counting!)
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To: pissant

Haven't seen any of Tom Hanks' movies since he was in Philadelphia.


9 posted on 05/17/2006 7:01:03 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.)
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To: pissant

If I keep looking intent and serious, maybe they won't notice my puffy eyes..


13 posted on 05/17/2006 7:05:39 AM PDT by SE Mom (God Bless those who serve..)
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To: pissant

Hanks: "With a little white makeup
I will really be able to use my gifts to act like
a statue of an aging Ben Franklin."

16 posted on 05/17/2006 7:10:39 AM PDT by syriacus (In WWII , INS "data mined" addresses + opened mail of citizens who communicated with detainees)
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The Da Vinci Code

Hanks found a newsworthy part
In a film loosely based on some art.
But, his hairdo's deplorable
(Far less than adorable).
So, avoiding the movie is smart.


20 posted on 05/17/2006 7:22:52 AM PDT by syriacus (In WWII , INS "data mined" addresses + opened mail of citizens who communicated with detainees)
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To: pissant

I really got to stop storing my suppositories in the freezer.

21 posted on 05/17/2006 7:23:06 AM PDT by Reaganesque
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To: pissant

Seperated At Birth

31 posted on 05/19/2006 9:48:03 PM PDT by End_Clintonism_Now (PAYING TAXES THAT ILLEGAL WORKERS WON'T PAY!)
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