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Caption Tom Hanks
Drudge | 5/17/06 | Pissant

Posted on 05/17/2006 6:48:37 AM PDT by pissant

Apparently, the reviews of Tom Hanks latest movie have been less than kind. Maybe his new look is behind it all...


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Hi, I'm the illegitimate love child of Dick Morris and Joe Wilson...

1 posted on 05/17/2006 6:48:39 AM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

Gee......I hope this movie doesn't ruin my career.


2 posted on 05/17/2006 6:50:53 AM PDT by Ptaz (Take Personal Responsibility--it's not fun, but it's the right thing to do.)
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To: pissant

definatley has a hair dye job


3 posted on 05/17/2006 6:51:51 AM PDT by Mr. K (Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help...)
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To: pissant
He looks more and more like Tim Robbins...


4 posted on 05/17/2006 6:52:48 AM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll. 17,400+ snide replies and counting!)
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To: Ptaz

I considered it ruined with his whiny performances with Meg Ryan years ago.


5 posted on 05/17/2006 6:53:50 AM PDT by pissant
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To: Mr. K
And a really bad one at that. If my hair color turned out to be that flat and artificial, I would fire my stylist.

Also, when we age, attempting to recapture the color we had when we were 18 is definitely a bad move. Gives rise to the old saw "Dye Job."

6 posted on 05/17/2006 6:54:05 AM PDT by zerosix (Native Sunflower)
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To: Mr. K

A trip to the barber would be good as well.


7 posted on 05/17/2006 6:54:13 AM PDT by pissant
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To: theDentist

That's spooky!


8 posted on 05/17/2006 6:54:32 AM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

Haven't seen any of Tom Hanks' movies since he was in Philadelphia.


9 posted on 05/17/2006 7:01:03 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.)
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To: N. Theknow

I made that mistake as well.


10 posted on 05/17/2006 7:03:05 AM PDT by pissant
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To: theDentist
It's refreshing to see two Hollywood stars embrace the force of age-related facial gravity.

Michael Douglas.

11 posted on 05/17/2006 7:04:07 AM PDT by COUNTrecount
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To: COUNTrecount

Wow! Looks like he was on a bender.


12 posted on 05/17/2006 7:05:05 AM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll. 17,400+ snide replies and counting!)
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To: pissant

If I keep looking intent and serious, maybe they won't notice my puffy eyes..


13 posted on 05/17/2006 7:05:39 AM PDT by SE Mom (God Bless those who serve..)
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To: theDentist
Wow! Looks like he was on a bender.

Facelift.

14 posted on 05/17/2006 7:07:40 AM PDT by COUNTrecount
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To: zerosix
And a really bad one at that. If my hair color turned out to be that flat and artificial, I would fire my stylist.

Maybe it's a suicide job.

Dyed by his own hand.

15 posted on 05/17/2006 7:10:22 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.)
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To: pissant

Hanks: "With a little white makeup
I will really be able to use my gifts to act like
a statue of an aging Ben Franklin."

16 posted on 05/17/2006 7:10:39 AM PDT by syriacus (In WWII , INS "data mined" addresses + opened mail of citizens who communicated with detainees)
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To: COUNTrecount

That explains why Douglas is hiding behind a big beard.


17 posted on 05/17/2006 7:10:53 AM PDT by sarasota
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To: SE Mom

I'd be crying to if I was involved in such a pathetic movie.


18 posted on 05/17/2006 7:12:22 AM PDT by pissant
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To: syriacus

LOL. Another year of receding hairline, and he'll be perfect.


19 posted on 05/17/2006 7:13:08 AM PDT by pissant
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The Da Vinci Code

Hanks found a newsworthy part
In a film loosely based on some art.
But, his hairdo's deplorable
(Far less than adorable).
So, avoiding the movie is smart.


20 posted on 05/17/2006 7:22:52 AM PDT by syriacus (In WWII , INS "data mined" addresses + opened mail of citizens who communicated with detainees)
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