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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread****
OFST | 05/12/2006 | TheUsualSuspects

Posted on 05/12/2006 7:25:09 AM PDT by BJClinton

Woohoo! Made to another weekend...almost.

Silliest wedding cake ever:



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ofst; tgif; w00t
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To: groovejedi
Bravo
181 posted on 05/12/2006 9:33:16 AM PDT by baker_girl (Removed by Moderator)
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To: Lucky9teen
For you RQ, can you figure it out (no pun intended)?

This happens to me all the time... when I get an engineer involved...

182 posted on 05/12/2006 9:33:17 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (** Tagline Removed By Admin Moderator **)
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To: groovejedi
Sweet Surrender - I did it! Thanks BJ it's still has a few bugs obviously but gosh darnit, the picture is there

Yeah, I remember when I posted my first pic on FR. I was so proud of myself. Mod pulled it in like 3 minutes.
183 posted on 05/12/2006 9:35:30 AM PDT by BJClinton (Forget the fence, annex Mexico.)
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To: baker_girl

Unusual "motherly" information

81% of women 40 to 44 years old are mothers. In 1980, 90 percent of women in that age group were mothers.

67% of women in Kentucky, ages 15 to 44, are mothers. This is among the highest rates in the nation. The national average is 57 percent.

11% of women end their childbearing years with four or more children, compared with 36 percent in 1976.

24.8 is the median age of women when they give birth for the first time - meaning one-half are above this age and one-half are below. The median age has risen nearly three years since 1970.

A woman becomes pregnant most easily at the age of eighteen or nineteen, with little real change until the mid twenties. There is then a slow decline to age thirty-five, a sharper decline to age forty-five and a very rapid decline as the women nears menopause.


The odds of a woman delivering twins is 1-in-33. Her odds of having triplets or other multiple births was approximately 1-in-539.

In humans, most multiple births involve twins - about once in every thirty-three births. By contrast, triplets naturally occur about once in every 7900 births and quadruplets about once in every 705,000 births.


August is the most popular month in which to have a baby, with more than 360,000 births taking place that month in 2001.

Tuesday is the most popular day of the week in which to have a baby, with an average of more than 12,000 births taking place on Tuesdays during 2001.


184 posted on 05/12/2006 9:36:28 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
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To: amxfan2002

Subject: Results of May 1st mexican boycott


On May 1st, as a result of the Mexican boycott the national retailers reported 4.2% lower sales for the day, with a 67.8% reduction in shoplifting and 80% increase of litter in the streets.


185 posted on 05/12/2006 9:39:20 AM PDT by JJR RNCH (Your mother doesn't work here!! Clean up after YOURSELF.)
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To: The_Victor

Well, Isn't that just a hum-dingly-dinger! "Speed Holes!"
186 posted on 05/12/2006 9:41:03 AM PDT by SquirrelKing
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To: BJClinton

It's quite an accomplishment for me. I've posted now for a little while, but had givin up on trying to post some pictures. Some of my best pictures that I've saved from the internet, I found right here in FR.


187 posted on 05/12/2006 9:41:59 AM PDT by groovejedi
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To: JJR RNCH

188 posted on 05/12/2006 9:42:15 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
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To: JJR RNCH

42.8% of statistics are made up on the spot.


189 posted on 05/12/2006 9:42:29 AM PDT by BJClinton (Forget the fence, annex Mexico.)
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To: groovejedi
Some of my best pictures that I've saved from the internet, I found right here in FR.

Heck yeah, and there's some real PS talent on this board. Prime Choice is pretty much god-like in that respect. Martin_Fierro and r-q-tek86 have skillz as well.
190 posted on 05/12/2006 9:44:17 AM PDT by BJClinton (Forget the fence, annex Mexico.)
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To: r-q-tek86
Let me think about this picture posting a little bit . .
191 posted on 05/12/2006 9:46:59 AM PDT by RioSmith (www.riosmith.net)
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To: BJClinton

LONDON (Reuters) - More than 60 percent of Britons use items such as screwdrivers, scissors and earrings to remove food from between their teeth, according to a survey published Friday.

The National Dental Survey found that, when it came to oral hygiene, people used whatever was close to hand to pick their teeth.

More than 60 percent questioned by the British Dental Health Foundation said they used makeshift items, including knives, keys, needles and forks.

The survey also found that 23 percent of people chose to leave food stuck between their teeth, increasing the risk of gum disease and bad breath, according to the foundation which promotes oral health.


192 posted on 05/12/2006 9:48:16 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: RioSmith

No image at that link.


193 posted on 05/12/2006 9:51:07 AM PDT by BJClinton (Forget the fence, annex Mexico.)
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An Amish boy and his father were in an office building. They were amazed
by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that
could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have
never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old
lady with a cane stepped up to the moving walls and pressed a
button. The walls opened and the old lady hobbled into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small
circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued
to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began
to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, tall 24-year-old blonde
stepped out.
The father said quietly to his son...
"Go get your mother."


194 posted on 05/12/2006 9:54:13 AM PDT by EX52D (Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
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To: Maximus of Texas
Do you have #3 shaved into your back hair?





195 posted on 05/12/2006 9:54:50 AM PDT by HOTTIEBOY (AIXELSYD TAEB I)
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To: Lucky9teen
YEAH! It's Friday!! Party down!

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Evolution of Dance

196 posted on 05/12/2006 9:58:03 AM PDT by girlscout
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To: BJClinton

197 posted on 05/12/2006 9:58:14 AM PDT by BJClinton (Forget the fence, annex Mexico.)
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To: Lucky9teen
I gaze at the brilliant full moon. The same one, I think to myself, at which Socrates, Aristotle, and Plato gazed. Suddenly, I imagine they appear beside me. I tell Socrates about the national debate over one's right to die and wonder at the constancy of the human condition. I tell Plato that I live in the country that has come the closest to Utopia, and I show him a copy of the Constitution. I tell Aristotle that we have found many more than four basic elements and I show him a periodic table. I get a box of kitchen matches and strike one. They gasp with wonder. We spend the rest of the night lighting farts.

198 posted on 05/12/2006 9:58:55 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Learning to shrug is the beginning of wisdom)
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To: Lady Jag

That was so beautiful.


199 posted on 05/12/2006 10:01:58 AM PDT by BJClinton (Forget the fence, annex Mexico.)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Why were you searching for teeny tiny mens undies?


200 posted on 05/12/2006 10:04:19 AM PDT by tuffydoodle (Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
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