[secret garden]

Rise and shine!

[theDentist]

I have an anarthrous leg, which is why I don't run anymore... and miss it.

[secret garden]

Good Morning Class. Welcome to School!

Here is my example with WFTD.

Mark Steyn inspires many to do thoughtful, creative things. Today he inspired me to use anarthrous as our WFTD.

[VRWCmember]

Is Ann Arthrous the older sister of Bea Arthrous? And did she ever appear as a guest star on Maude or The Golden Girls?

[grey_whiskers]

The GOP Senates disastrous
They'd rather court Dems than listen t'us.
The RINOs just whine
...and without a spine
I guess you could say they're anarthrous!

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

I was driving through Kentucky after The Derby and wanted to stop for a beer. I couldn't find a gin mill for miles, and then I realized that I had ventured into an anarthrous county--NO JOINTS!

[Robert A Cook PE]

Well, when the pitcher damaged his throwing arm, it required anarthrowous surgery to fix his elbow.

But, then again, the democrats demand we equipment our military anarthrously, so they'ed be disarmed as well.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

The anarthrous ramblings from the Iranian Mullahs roughly take the form:

"We make bomb. We use bomb. We wipe Israel off map."

Our arthrous reply should take the form:

"We've had the bomb for over sixty years. We've used it on
our enemy in World War II. If necessary, we will use it on the
future sheet of glass formerly known as Iran."

[Dutchgirl]

I am having anarthrous day. Maybe it would improve if I ate a brownie!

[Rightfootforward]

"an·ar·throus (n-ärth-rs)adjective"

Aha! As referenced in one of the great Mark Steyn's recent articles, I see. Well, there you have it. Read the article so I know the meaning of the word.

Is my prize that someone else will have to go to the dentist for me this morning? Kindly reply before 10 ayem. Otherwise, Doc Tooth is really gonna let me have it. Thanks!

[Jaded]

Happy birthday.

[Soaring Feather]

Good morning everyone.

[theDentist]

Happy Birthday!!!

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Morning all - Happy birthday boys!

[doubled]

Words of this poem aren't ponderous
Lines may not be sonorous
but examples are clear
To freepers so dear
That nouns are all anarthrous

[Slip18]

Put another candle on my birthday cake,
My birthday cake,
My birthday cake;
Put another candle on my birthday cake.
I'm another year old today.

I'm going to have a party with my birthday cake,
My birthday cake,
My birthday cake;
Put another candle on my birthday cake.
I'm another year old today.

We'll have some pie and sandwiches
And chocolate ice cream, too.
We'll sing and play the day away;
There's one more thing I'm going to do.

I'll blow out the candles on my birthday cake
And when I do
A wish I'll make;
Put another candle on my birthday cake.
I'm another year old today.

"Happy birthday to you!"
I'm another year old today.

Happy Birthday, Truthie and EOD!

[hobbes1]

That Steyn is always full of good things.

[Texan5]

Got home early enough to cut the yard-just finished, showered and am getting ready to light the grill. I had to trim very carefully around the vines and lantana shrubs against the fence, though-there is a pair of cardinals nesting there, and no way did I want to disturb them-

Screaming Howard once again
Proves his sense went south
By promptly sticking his foot in
The minute he opens his mouth

He forgot his party supports
Marriage between so-called "gays"-
So he makes a anarthrous statement
That implies they've changed their ways

Better luck next time, Howie
But you really should stop trying
To get conservatives to vote for 'rats
When we know you're always lying

[MoochPooch]

Happy B-Day, Truthie!

The anarthrous letter of Mr. Nut-Job-in-Iran makes me appreciate FReeper wit & wisdom more than ever.