[NRA1995]

The only thing missing from # 1 is Karl Rove on the bridge of a Coast Guard cutter screaming "RAMMING SPEED!"

[dead]

Further proof that you shouldn't email people when you're drunk.

[prion]

Nobody tells the truth that almost all serial killers are white. The news outlets all work together to make folks think that all killers are black.

This is true. The vast majority of serial killers are white. Alas for the conclusion, the VAST majority of killers are not serial killers.

[Little Ray]

Actually, I knew the part about serial killers usually being white and if you read books on profiling, etc., they will tell you this. To the best of my knowledge there has only been one black serial murderer identified and caught.

[pikachu]

I worked at a University for eight years and the stupidity of people with PhDs never ceased to amaze me. Be sure to follow the link above to read the other wild theories.

[garyhope]

Yep, it's amazing we have any time left to work building and keeping the country running and supporting our families what with all the time we have to expend "oppressing the brothers" everyday.

[cowboyway]

Pin the Tail on the Honky

Or more appropriately, Pin the Blame on the Honky.

[A CA Guy]

How about all the Planned Parenthood clinics being mostly all in the minority areas to kill the black and brown man?

That is a real one, but the inner city community won't even wink at a real issue.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Well, since the term "honky" is racist in its own regard, I am offended and will respond in kind:

5. ...Who knows what they are capable of making those machines do?”
Certainly not a black person, obviously.

4. ...Everything the Republicans do or discuss is about racism.
So is everything that Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton do or discuss. Your turn...

3. ...Nobody tells the truth that almost all serial killers are white.
Could be. But we do know that all drug dealers and rapists are black. Your turn again...

2. ...The death penalty is a genocidal mechanism that seeks to control black people through extermination...
I thought that was what the white man's drugs were for?

1. It is a proven fact that U.S. Coast Guard ships...were seen crashing into the New Orleans levees during Hurricane Katrina.
So, the US Army Corps of Engineers planting explosives theory didn't hold water so they dreamed this one up? Keep it up....we can go on like this all night.

</sarcasm>

[Redcloak]

The only thing missing from # 1 is Karl Rove on the bridge of a Coast Guard cutter screaming "RAMMING SPEED!"

What's really missing is the Black galley slaves being forced to row the cutters into the levees whilst Karl Rove screams "RAMMING SPEED!!".

[muir_redwoods]

At least no ones figured out that we dose all menthol cigarettes with asbestos.

Can't let that secret get out.

[ThomasThomas]

5. “The voting machines in Florida were built by white supremacists. They may well be able to distinguish between black and white voters. Who knows what they are capable of making those machines do?” (college professor).

You touch the screen with your finger tips.. I bet they can read your finger prints. If you have a drivers license.. Wow I could be a college professor too!

[beyond the sea]

Mike Adams is one of the greatest professors in the country. This guy is driving those liberals nuts ...... and I like that!

[beyond the sea]

My kind of professor (Mike Adams) ............... pingeroo.

He's driving the liberals to distraction down in N.C.

Beautiful!

[beyond the sea]

My kind of professor (Mike Adams) ............... pingeroo.

He's driving the liberals to distraction down in N.C.

Beautiful!