Word for the Day, Monday, May 1, 2006

verbivores | 5/1/06 | xs

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

I'm never in the Downtown area so I won't know anything from that part of the City but I would figure that if no one is working today, Southwest Houston will be one big street party. I feel sorry for the Police department today. They will be working overtime.

[TheGrimReaper]

That will partly be a problem of their own making, I'm afraid....since HPD decided several years ago that they would NOT EVER inquire as to the legal/illegal residency status of immigrants whom they encounter. (i.e. "sanctuary city")

[VRWCmember]

guess what we are doing in gym class at WFTD today?

Wrapping ribbons around a giant phallic symbol?

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Oh. Well it is obvious they don't care around here because every house built in the entire area is illegal labor.

[VRWCmember]

We allow our dogs to urinate on The Comical, but that is the ONLY function it serves here.

It is so full of $#!+ that it must have an ideal odor to condition the dogs for paper training.

[TheGrimReaper]

Spoken like a devout mackerel-snapper.

[xsmommy]

i prefer Papist : ) never heard of mackeral snapper!

[TheGrimReaper]

Yes, it is difficult to distinguish a new copy of The Comical from a "soiled" one.

[TheGrimReaper]

How about "carp-cruncher"??

[secret garden]

My GF came to this country from Copenhagen, Denmark, not even speaking English, went to night school to learn it, opened his own business, married my GM who emigrated from Scotland and already knew English, built his own house and successfully grew his business and raised a family. Someone should tell the ingrates that is how it is supposed to work.

[xsmommy]

is this all bc of eating fish on fridays? you know my HS while public, was probably 80% catholic. we had literally 2 jewish kids, no arab, buddhist, nothing else weird, and a handful of Protestants. who was going to catholic bash in that environment. and i am talking a HS class of 650 kids. never heard any anti catholic terms in my life.

[Explorer89]

My grandma had about a sixth-grade education. Both of my parents grew up speaking Slovak and Polish, respectively in the home. However, my mom said there was a "switch" in her head....outside playing with her friends: English, in the house: Slovak.

When did assimilation become such a bad thing? Incoming cultures share some pieces, take others away.

[TheGrimReaper]

I heard those terms back in elementary skool in KY. Kids were probably 90% baptist then. Most of the Catholics went to parochial skools.

The nicknames were, I assure you, only used affectionately, as there was no animosity amongst the children.

[xsmommy]

i imagine that out of necessity, my parents spoke it at home when they were little, but they were not able to speak when i was old enough to understand. they could UNDERSTAND my grandmothers when they spoke in their language, but they could only answer in english. i know my mom would always make fun of these cousins of hers that were very hoity toity growing up, not wanting to be associated with being Lithuanian etc. And then when they were older and retired they took Lithuanian classes and even joined the Lithuanian Nationality classroom group down at Pitt. my mom thought they were posers, HA!

[Jack Deth]

Good day, xsmommy:


MoonBats are wailing over the latest Prognostication
The imminent death of a Flagship Radio Station
Whose Management has never taken Econ: 101 Though reading their lamentations is great fun!

Revealing, amongst other things, the Liberal's Achilles Heel
Of being childish, whining ingrates who insist they "feel"
Yearning for Results without any of the Responsibility

And when Nothing Happens, their pants they pee!
Then cry for Big Brother Soros to bail them out
Hoping that their benefactor doesn't know the definition of a "rout"!

Jack Deth~ 05/01/06.

[xsmommy]

my bro and i went to PAROCHIAL school growing up too (funny in the olden days they were called Parochial instead of Catholic, so that you would almost think that parochial was a synonym of catholic!). the heathen neighbor kids thought we were uppity bc of it, too. which is hysterical. i wish my parents were still around for me to ask what went into their decision to send us to Catholic school, bc i assure you, my parents did NOT have money to be throwing away on tuition.

and of course all of yunz were inbred toothless kentuckyians, so who is going to bear animus against another'n even if they are catholic, you were probably related to them somehow anyway~ ; )

[xsmommy]

And when Nothing Happens, their pants they pee

LOL!!! A++

[secret garden]

You know what they say about Kentucky phonebooks, don't you? Two inches thick and only 10 last names.

[xsmommy]

and the family tree has no limbs, just goes straight up... we could conceivably abuse grimmy all dang day.

[xsmommy]

good morning sweet'ums, to you and your phallic.. cymbal... ; )