Posted on 04/28/2006 3:59:06 PM PDT by pcottraux
Hello, hello, hello, everybody!!! Welcome to this weeks awesomely spectacular SINGLES THREAD (so awesome, I had to capitalize it), hosted by pcottraux and ilovew!!!
But enough chit chat. Lets start tripping the light fantastic!!!
Of course, without a few tunes going on, dancing would just be a bad a cappella rip off.
Do the Monkey With Me!
Come on!!!
And now to get the ball rolling:
Hey, how'd you like to watch the show in 3-D, sweet thing?
Say there, pretty air mama, didn't you see me in your dreams last night?
Hey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there.
Come and get it, ladies. I'm yours for the takin'!
Hey there, cutie pants!
Hey all you hot mamas. Wanna talk to a steamin' hunk of cyber fella?
Hey there, cutie pants. Am I as studly as the Statue of David, or what?
Oh, baby! I'm going to make your dreams come true!
Hya! Dreamy hunk, right here!
You wanna frisk me?
Wanna get lost with me (whoosh)?
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, let's roll in the hay.
I'm gonna say, 'Hey hot mama, wanna go back to my place for a game of Twister?
Lady: "How many times do I have to tell you I have a boyfriend?!" Johnny: "Well, you look like the kind of girl that could use two."
I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine. You're so fine...
Hey there, foxy hygiene girl. (whoosh) I love a babe with minty breath.
All right. I guess that makes me the object of desire, huh baby?
Johnny: "Excuse me, miss." Lady: "(gasp!)" Johnny: "How'd you like to paint the town red with a happenin' hipster?"
Pardon me, hot sexy mama. If you'd please to take a look at my, (whoosh) Hya, studly bod, (whoosh), then I may have the pleasure of you wanting to be my number-one main squeeze.
Hey there, miss. I'm Johnny B. Wanna spend the day with me?
Whoa. Man, you're pretty!
Hey there, Spanish seniorita. Sprechen se love?
Hey there, smart mama.
You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
Say, how 'bout you and me sharin' a soda right now?
You're steamin' baby! You too. And you. And you, pretty man. Oh man, time flies when you're having fun.
Hello, teen hotline. You're boyfriend left ya'? Why, what are you wearin'?
Wanna do the monkey with me?
So, are we having fun yet? What am I saying of course we are!!!
AND THE FUN IS JUST GETTING STARTED!!!
Lets make it a weekend to remember!!!
What used to be the norm is now the unusual.
Most all girls and women now wear bluejeans and sneakers.
Girls and women can be sexy in them too.
In my book pleated skirts are tops. A couple inches above the knees.
Virtual friends are the best kind.
Men pay for everything. That is one thing that will never change no matter how much everything else changes.
For me, more coverage is better.
You're giving me flashbacks of my Catholic School dayz.
I'm always happy to pay, as long as I have a good time.
I'm not cheap, I'll spend it if I have it.
Hey, those school girl outfits are a big turn-on for a lot of guys.
I think I already told you about nurse's uniforms...
Me too.
I know I keep repeating my little love story for everyone, but it's just so romaaaaaaaaantic.
And that one little thing can ruin a man too.
Yeah, it is a pretty gripping tale.
It would be a stupid man who pays for everything for a woman and never came around to see her.
One like that has more than one woman on the hook.
The only reason a woman would be happy with that is if she had more than one man on the hook.
I don't expect a man to pay for anything for me. I don't want to owe anyone.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I grew a beard about four inches long now and it makes me look better. Hides more of my face.
I'm trying to catch up with the ZZ Top guys.
Tulip, you have a hard attituide towards men.
Let the manipulative, feminine side of yourself come out.
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