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The ***Official*** Weekend Singles Thread--April 28-30
April 28, 2006 | pcottraux; ilovew

Posted on 04/28/2006 3:59:06 PM PDT by pcottraux

THE ***OFFICIAL*** (That’s right, OFFICIAL) WEEKEND SINGLES THREAD—APRIL 28 through 30

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Hello, hello, hello, everybody!!! Welcome to this week’s awesomely spectacular SINGLES THREAD (so awesome, I had to capitalize it), hosted by pcottraux and ilovew!!!

But enough chit chat. Let’s start tripping the light fantastic!!!




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Of course, without a few tunes going on, dancing would just be a bad “a cappella” rip off.

Do the Monkey With Me!
Come on!!!

And now to get the ball rolling:

Well, let’s face it. When it comes to the art of conversation, I’m not exactly Picasso. I’m more like Johnny Bravo in that episode where he made butt prints on a canvas.

Hey, how'd you like to watch the show in 3-D, sweet thing?
Say there, pretty air mama, didn't you see me in your dreams last night?
Hey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there.
Come and get it, ladies. I'm yours for the takin'!
Hey there, cutie pants!
Hey all you hot mamas. Wanna talk to a steamin' hunk of cyber fella?
Hey there, cutie pants. Am I as studly as the Statue of David, or what?
Oh, baby! I'm going to make your dreams come true!
Hya! Dreamy hunk, right here!
You wanna frisk me?
Wanna get lost with me (whoosh)?
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, let's roll in the hay.
I'm gonna say, 'Hey hot mama, wanna go back to my place for a game of Twister?
Lady: "How many times do I have to tell you I have a boyfriend?!" Johnny: "Well, you look like the kind of girl that could use two."
I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine. You're so fine...
Hey there, foxy hygiene girl. (whoosh) I love a babe with minty breath.
All right. I guess that makes me the object of desire, huh baby?
Johnny: "Excuse me, miss." Lady: "(gasp!)" Johnny: "How'd you like to paint the town red with a happenin' hipster?"
Pardon me, hot sexy mama. If you'd please to take a look at my, (whoosh) Hya, studly bod, (whoosh), then I may have the pleasure of you wanting to be my number-one main squeeze.
Hey there, miss. I'm Johnny B. Wanna spend the day with me?
Whoa. Man, you're pretty!
Hey there, Spanish seniorita. Sprechen se love?
Hey there, smart mama.
You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
Say, how 'bout you and me sharin' a soda right now?
You're steamin' baby! You too. And you. And you, pretty man. Oh man, time flies when you're having fun.
Hello, teen hotline. You're boyfriend left ya'? Why, what are you wearin'?
Wanna do the monkey with me?

So, are we having fun yet? What am I saying…of course we are!!!

AND THE FUN IS JUST GETTING STARTED!!!

Let’s make it a weekend to remember!!!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: chatting; singles
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To: tuliptree76; ilovew; guess what?

What used to be the norm is now the unusual.

Most all girls and women now wear bluejeans and sneakers.

Girls and women can be sexy in them too.

In my book pleated skirts are tops. A couple inches above the knees.


521 posted on 04/29/2006 9:55:05 PM PDT by Supernatural (I used to care but things have changed.)
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To: Rca2000

Virtual friends are the best kind.


522 posted on 04/29/2006 9:55:32 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: Maximus_Ridiculousness

Men pay for everything. That is one thing that will never change no matter how much everything else changes.


523 posted on 04/29/2006 9:55:54 PM PDT by Supernatural (I used to care but things have changed.)
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To: Supernatural; ilovew
In my book pleated skirts are tops. A couple inches above the knees.

For me, more coverage is better.

525 posted on 04/29/2006 9:57:13 PM PDT by tuliptree76
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To: Supernatural
In my book pleated skirts are tops. A couple inches above the knees.

You're giving me flashbacks of my Catholic School dayz.

526 posted on 04/29/2006 9:57:17 PM PDT by Maximus_Ridiculousness
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To: guess what?

I'm always happy to pay, as long as I have a good time.

I'm not cheap, I'll spend it if I have it.


527 posted on 04/29/2006 9:57:31 PM PDT by Supernatural (I used to care but things have changed.)
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To: Maximus_Ridiculousness

Hey, those school girl outfits are a big turn-on for a lot of guys.

I think I already told you about nurse's uniforms...


528 posted on 04/29/2006 9:58:34 PM PDT by Supernatural (I used to care but things have changed.)
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To: tuliptree76

Me too.


529 posted on 04/29/2006 9:58:54 PM PDT by ilovew (Knock 'em dead, Tony! Seriously. Who needs the MSM?)
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To: pcottraux
My hubby and I were "virtual friends" for seven months before we ever met.

I know I keep repeating my little love story for everyone, but it's just so romaaaaaaaaantic.

530 posted on 04/29/2006 9:58:58 PM PDT by Maximus_Ridiculousness
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To: Supernatural
Men pay for everything. That is one thing that will never change no matter how much everything else changes.

And that one little thing can ruin a man too.

531 posted on 04/29/2006 10:00:16 PM PDT by Maximus_Ridiculousness
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To: Supernatural
Yeah. The perfect man for the modern femilezi woman today. mails a check to pay for EVERYTHING, and NEVER comes around!!

THAT I guess is what is considered a " good man" nowdays.

No wonder so many are just deciding to forget the whole mess!!
532 posted on 04/29/2006 10:02:01 PM PDT by Rca2000 (I may be a prude, but at least I am CONSISTENT about my beliefs!!)
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To: Maximus_Ridiculousness

Yeah, it is a pretty gripping tale.


534 posted on 04/29/2006 10:04:11 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: Rca2000

It would be a stupid man who pays for everything for a woman and never came around to see her.

One like that has more than one woman on the hook.

The only reason a woman would be happy with that is if she had more than one man on the hook.


535 posted on 04/29/2006 10:04:48 PM PDT by Supernatural (I used to care but things have changed.)
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To: Supernatural; Maximus_Ridiculousness; ilovew
Men pay for everything. That is one thing that will never change no matter how much everything else changes.

I don't expect a man to pay for anything for me. I don't want to owe anyone.

536 posted on 04/29/2006 10:05:45 PM PDT by tuliptree76
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To: pcottraux
So I'm sitting here, freeping, and eating some nice chinese food when I suddenly and accidentally swallow a chili pepper!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

537 posted on 04/29/2006 10:06:22 PM PDT by Maximus_Ridiculousness
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To: guess what?

I grew a beard about four inches long now and it makes me look better. Hides more of my face.

I'm trying to catch up with the ZZ Top guys.


538 posted on 04/29/2006 10:06:22 PM PDT by Supernatural (I used to care but things have changed.)
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To: tuliptree76

Tulip, you have a hard attituide towards men.

Let the manipulative, feminine side of yourself come out.


539 posted on 04/29/2006 10:07:18 PM PDT by Supernatural (I used to care but things have changed.)
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