The ***Official*** Weekend Singles Thread--April 28-30

April 28, 2006 | pcottraux; ilovew

[pcottraux]

THE ***OFFICIAL*** (That’s right, OFFICIAL) WEEKEND SINGLES THREAD—APRIL 28 through 30

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Hello, hello, hello, everybody!!! Welcome to this week’s awesomely spectacular SINGLES THREAD (so awesome, I had to capitalize it), hosted by pcottraux and ilovew!!!

But enough chit chat. Let’s start tripping the light fantastic!!!

Of course, without a few tunes going on, dancing would just be a bad “a cappella” rip off.

Do the Monkey With Me!
Come on!!!

And now to get the ball rolling:

Well, let’s face it. When it comes to the art of conversation, I’m not exactly Picasso. I’m more like Johnny Bravo in that episode where he made butt prints on a canvas.

Hey, how'd you like to watch the show in 3-D, sweet thing?
Say there, pretty air mama, didn't you see me in your dreams last night?
Hey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there.
Come and get it, ladies. I'm yours for the takin'!
Hey there, cutie pants!
Hey all you hot mamas. Wanna talk to a steamin' hunk of cyber fella?
Hey there, cutie pants. Am I as studly as the Statue of David, or what?
Oh, baby! I'm going to make your dreams come true!
Hya! Dreamy hunk, right here!
You wanna frisk me?
Wanna get lost with me (whoosh)?
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, let's roll in the hay.
I'm gonna say, 'Hey hot mama, wanna go back to my place for a game of Twister?
Lady: "How many times do I have to tell you I have a boyfriend?!" Johnny: "Well, you look like the kind of girl that could use two."
I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine. You're so fine...
Hey there, foxy hygiene girl. (whoosh) I love a babe with minty breath.
All right. I guess that makes me the object of desire, huh baby?
Johnny: "Excuse me, miss." Lady: "(gasp!)" Johnny: "How'd you like to paint the town red with a happenin' hipster?"
Pardon me, hot sexy mama. If you'd please to take a look at my, (whoosh) Hya, studly bod, (whoosh), then I may have the pleasure of you wanting to be my number-one main squeeze.
Hey there, miss. I'm Johnny B. Wanna spend the day with me?
Whoa. Man, you're pretty!
Hey there, Spanish seniorita. Sprechen se love?
Hey there, smart mama.
You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
Say, how 'bout you and me sharin' a soda right now?
You're steamin' baby! You too. And you. And you, pretty man. Oh man, time flies when you're having fun.
Hello, teen hotline. You're boyfriend left ya'? Why, what are you wearin'?
Wanna do the monkey with me?

So, are we having fun yet? What am I saying…of course we are!!!

AND THE FUN IS JUST GETTING STARTED!!!

Let’s make it a weekend to remember!!!

[pcottraux]

You done missed her.

[ilovew]

Nope. We had a night at camp last summer where the administrative staff did a "spa" for the counselors and they painted my toenails. They stayed painted for the next three months cuz I don't own nail polish remover.

[Nowhere Man]

Hi, Nowhere Man. Sorry to hear about Boo--prayers that he pulls through. Sounds like you're becoming an expert in running a cat clinic, though.

Sure looks that way, maybe I should have been a vet. B-)

[Rca2000]

However...I ain't worried anymore... I have just decided to "be content, as-is".

Right now, there is a role-reversal going on in my household.

Not too long ago, it was ME who was not wanting to be single for life, desiring someone, and so on. My sister, OTOH, was always suggesting :it is better to be alone, that with someone who makes you wish you were" and so on... content to stay as she was, forever.

That was then.. this is now.

Now, it is HER that has decided that she does not want to be alone anymore, and that she is not destined to do so. And I, OTOH have taken her previous attitude and figure I am better off as I am, than unhappier with someone who would just use me. Que sera, sera. Ce est, La vie!! After all, I have at least 20 "virtual" friends, about half of them women!!

[Alberta's Child]

G'Night, Victoria. Hope to see you tomorrow!

[tuliptree76]

Your last name stays put.

Some women keep their maiden names.

[Supernatural]

I like ladies in dresses with nail-polish and lipstick. I like hoop earings and high-heels.

Not too many women dress like that anymore. Used to be they pretty much all did.

[Supernatural]

I know several women who kept their original last names after they married.

Better than those sill hyphenated last names some women use.

Shirley Smith-Jones.

[tuliptree76]

I like ladies in dresses with nail-polish and lipstick. I like hoop earings and high-heels.

Not too many women dress like that anymore. Used to be they pretty much all did.

I rarely wear dresses, and I never wear nail polish. I don't have pierced ears, either. LOL!

[ilovew]

I'm too lazy for that. I'm more of a jeans-and-sneakers girl.

[Rca2000]

I'll bet you look good in Jeans and sneakers, though!!

[ilovew]

I have pierced ears...two in one ear, one in the other.

[ilovew]

Awww, thanks, hon :)

[Supernatural]

Believe it or not, in the "old days" girls who wore blue jeans and sneakers and wore no makeup were called "Tomboys" and were usually gay.

The last three words of my tag line says it all.

[tuliptree76]

I'm so glad things have changed.

[Maximus_Ridiculousness]

LOL!!!!!!!!

[ilovew]

Me too!!! I hate skirts and dresses.

[Supernatural]

Did I mention that I also like sexy underwear on my ladies?

[Maximus_Ridiculousness]

You left out...and men pay for EVERYTHING. :)