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The ***Official*** Weekend Singles Thread--April 28-30
April 28, 2006 | pcottraux; ilovew

Posted on 04/28/2006 3:59:06 PM PDT by pcottraux

THE ***OFFICIAL*** (That’s right, OFFICIAL) WEEKEND SINGLES THREAD—APRIL 28 through 30

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Hello, hello, hello, everybody!!! Welcome to this week’s awesomely spectacular SINGLES THREAD (so awesome, I had to capitalize it), hosted by pcottraux and ilovew!!!

But enough chit chat. Let’s start tripping the light fantastic!!!




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Of course, without a few tunes going on, dancing would just be a bad “a cappella” rip off.

Do the Monkey With Me!
Come on!!!

And now to get the ball rolling:

Well, let’s face it. When it comes to the art of conversation, I’m not exactly Picasso. I’m more like Johnny Bravo in that episode where he made butt prints on a canvas.

Hey, how'd you like to watch the show in 3-D, sweet thing?
Say there, pretty air mama, didn't you see me in your dreams last night?
Hey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there.
Come and get it, ladies. I'm yours for the takin'!
Hey there, cutie pants!
Hey all you hot mamas. Wanna talk to a steamin' hunk of cyber fella?
Hey there, cutie pants. Am I as studly as the Statue of David, or what?
Oh, baby! I'm going to make your dreams come true!
Hya! Dreamy hunk, right here!
You wanna frisk me?
Wanna get lost with me (whoosh)?
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, let's roll in the hay.
I'm gonna say, 'Hey hot mama, wanna go back to my place for a game of Twister?
Lady: "How many times do I have to tell you I have a boyfriend?!" Johnny: "Well, you look like the kind of girl that could use two."
I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine. You're so fine...
Hey there, foxy hygiene girl. (whoosh) I love a babe with minty breath.
All right. I guess that makes me the object of desire, huh baby?
Johnny: "Excuse me, miss." Lady: "(gasp!)" Johnny: "How'd you like to paint the town red with a happenin' hipster?"
Pardon me, hot sexy mama. If you'd please to take a look at my, (whoosh) Hya, studly bod, (whoosh), then I may have the pleasure of you wanting to be my number-one main squeeze.
Hey there, miss. I'm Johnny B. Wanna spend the day with me?
Whoa. Man, you're pretty!
Hey there, Spanish seniorita. Sprechen se love?
Hey there, smart mama.
You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
Say, how 'bout you and me sharin' a soda right now?
You're steamin' baby! You too. And you. And you, pretty man. Oh man, time flies when you're having fun.
Hello, teen hotline. You're boyfriend left ya'? Why, what are you wearin'?
Wanna do the monkey with me?

So, are we having fun yet? What am I saying…of course we are!!!

AND THE FUN IS JUST GETTING STARTED!!!

Let’s make it a weekend to remember!!!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: chatting; singles
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To: ilovew

There seems to be a lack of people around full stop tonight.

The finest has only about 20 posts on it, the dose it not up yet maybe they are all occupied on the Rush threads.


21 posted on 04/28/2006 5:08:01 PM PDT by snugs (An English Cheney Chick - BIG TIME)
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To: pcottraux

Maybe that's it. I hope they show up soon. They're gonna miss the party.


22 posted on 04/28/2006 5:12:12 PM PDT by ilovew (Knock 'em dead, Tony! Seriously. Who needs the MSM?)
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To: ilovew

It'll be their loss.


23 posted on 04/28/2006 5:13:50 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: snugs

Oh, that could be it too. Are there that many Rush threads? I only noticed one earlier...the extras were pulled.


24 posted on 04/28/2006 5:14:43 PM PDT by ilovew (Knock 'em dead, Tony! Seriously. Who needs the MSM?)
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To: ilovew
Sorry I am late. I had car trouble.


25 posted on 04/28/2006 5:16:07 PM PDT by Emmet Fitzhume (America: Shining with brightness, Always on surveillance.)
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To: pcottraux

It is. They're missing hanging out with you ;)


26 posted on 04/28/2006 5:19:34 PM PDT by ilovew (Knock 'em dead, Tony! Seriously. Who needs the MSM?)
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To: pcottraux; ilovew

Hi, everyone. My compliments to the hosts--nice intro!


27 posted on 04/28/2006 5:20:07 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (DemonRATs- the CULTURE OF TREASON!)
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To: ilovew
There are a couple of main ones but I suspect there are others plus I bet some of the other threads keep bringing it up.

I can imagine the trolls and disruptor's are having a field day think I will keep well away from the fray.
28 posted on 04/28/2006 5:21:00 PM PDT by snugs (An English Cheney Chick - BIG TIME)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Thank you, thank you.


29 posted on 04/28/2006 5:21:24 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: Emmet Fitzhume

Well, I guess we'll forgive you then :)


30 posted on 04/28/2006 5:22:21 PM PDT by ilovew (Knock 'em dead, Tony! Seriously. Who needs the MSM?)
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To: snugs

When the mods are burned out or exhausted handling certain things, it's a pretty good idea for the rest of us to be on our best behavior.


31 posted on 04/28/2006 5:22:34 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: snugs

I've been out for several hours and am just reading through the main "Rush" thread--what's the story? Is he in custody, or did he settle with the prosecutors?


32 posted on 04/28/2006 5:23:18 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (DemonRATs- the CULTURE OF TREASON!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Don't compliment me. It was all Phil. I'm sick and writing my essays for finals.


33 posted on 04/28/2006 5:23:44 PM PDT by ilovew (Knock 'em dead, Tony! Seriously. Who needs the MSM?)
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To: ilovew

Wow, that's a double negative.


34 posted on 04/28/2006 5:24:38 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: snugs

Yeah, I didn't go anywhere near those threads. I'm sure the DU trolls are thrilled. Rush takes a good mug shot though :)


35 posted on 04/28/2006 5:25:21 PM PDT by ilovew (Knock 'em dead, Tony! Seriously. Who needs the MSM?)
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To: Emmet Fitzhume

Wow. I'll bet it was hard driving backwards and up steps.


36 posted on 04/28/2006 5:25:31 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: ilovew

That doesn't sound pleasant. It's bad enough having to write essays when you're feeling ok (something I always dreaded, and I was an English Major!). And stressing over finals doesn't help.


37 posted on 04/28/2006 5:26:37 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (DemonRATs- the CULTURE OF TREASON!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

He was arrested, released on a $3000 bail, and the charges will be dropped in 18 months if he continues seeing the doctor who's helping him with his treatment (the deal with the prosecutors).


38 posted on 04/28/2006 5:26:54 PM PDT by ilovew (Knock 'em dead, Tony! Seriously. Who needs the MSM?)
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To: pcottraux

Yep :( I had to go to the doctor twice this week. Between the copay and the medication...my credit card company LOVES me. I'm gonna be paying it off for months.


39 posted on 04/28/2006 5:28:36 PM PDT by ilovew (Knock 'em dead, Tony! Seriously. Who needs the MSM?)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Three of my four poli sci classes have take home essays as the finals. I'm working on the first one that's due. Sunday I was diagnosed with strep throat and given penicillin. Last night I was having chest pains so I went back and they gave me Albuterol and Prednisone. So the good thing is I'm starting to breathe again. The bad thing is I'm really tired and I haven't gotten very far in my first paper.


40 posted on 04/28/2006 5:30:55 PM PDT by ilovew (Knock 'em dead, Tony! Seriously. Who needs the MSM?)
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