> > > >Posted on 04/28/2006 3:59:06 PM PDT by pcottraux
> > > >Hello, hello, hello, everybody!!! Welcome to this week’s awesomely spectacular SINGLES THREAD (so awesome, I had to capitalize it), hosted by pcottraux and ilovew!!!
But enough chit chat. Let’s start tripping the light fantastic!!!
Of course, without a few tunes going on, dancing would just be a bad “a cappella” rip off.
Do the Monkey With Me!
Come on!!!
And now to get the ball rolling:
Hey, how'd you like to watch the show in 3-D, sweet thing?
Say there, pretty air mama, didn't you see me in your dreams last night?
Hey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there.
Come and get it, ladies. I'm yours for the takin'!
Hey there, cutie pants!
Hey all you hot mamas. Wanna talk to a steamin' hunk of cyber fella?
Hey there, cutie pants. Am I as studly as the Statue of David, or what?
Oh, baby! I'm going to make your dreams come true!
Hya! Dreamy hunk, right here!
You wanna frisk me?
Wanna get lost with me (whoosh)?
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, let's roll in the hay.
I'm gonna say, 'Hey hot mama, wanna go back to my place for a game of Twister?
Lady: "How many times do I have to tell you I have a boyfriend?!" Johnny: "Well, you look like the kind of girl that could use two."
I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine. You're so fine...
Hey there, foxy hygiene girl. (whoosh) I love a babe with minty breath.
All right. I guess that makes me the object of desire, huh baby?
Johnny: "Excuse me, miss." Lady: "(gasp!)" Johnny: "How'd you like to paint the town red with a happenin' hipster?"
Pardon me, hot sexy mama. If you'd please to take a look at my, (whoosh) Hya, studly bod, (whoosh), then I may have the pleasure of you wanting to be my number-one main squeeze.
Hey there, miss. I'm Johnny B. Wanna spend the day with me?
Whoa. Man, you're pretty!
Hey there, Spanish seniorita. Sprechen se love?
Hey there, smart mama.
You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
Say, how 'bout you and me sharin' a soda right now?
You're steamin' baby! You too. And you. And you, pretty man. Oh man, time flies when you're having fun.
Hello, teen hotline. You're boyfriend left ya'? Why, what are you wearin'?
Wanna do the monkey with me?
So, are we having fun yet? What am I saying…of course we are!!!
AND THE FUN IS JUST GETTING STARTED!!!
Let’s make it a weekend to remember!!!
Oh, I wasn't worried about that. I hope it goes well :)
I've been a complete A$$! I am so sorry!!!!!!!
I completely forgot!!!
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi Tulip!
I have magical powers? That's news to me!
We're PARTY ANIMALS....MAAAAAAAAAAN!
Well, it's never too late to discover the powers within. Or something like that.
Phil, you are NOT allowed to go to bed until you tell us all about your new job starting tomorrow.
Okay, stout.
Hi Max. How are you doing?
Tappa Kegga Brew...
What's shaking?!!??!?!?! Ready for the weekend?
Ugh...but it's really late!!!
Okay...
The job is full-time at Magic Mart (sort of a miniature Wal-Mart). I'm having to work first shift all week for training and then I'm being moved to second shift after that. The place is actually pretty fancy. I'm getting an ID card (you swipe it to clock in) and the pay is direct deposit. They are a lot stricter and more professional than anywhere I've ever worked. Gulp! I'm scared out of my mind!
Toppa Offa Full
You'll do GREAT! You're talented and adorable and smart and sweet.
I Felta Thigh
Eta Pi
I hope you like it. What will you be doing there? Cash register? Customer service? Shipping/Receiving?
Not much going on here. My weeked will consist of laundry and working.
Did this thread just go from G-rated to PG-13?
DO you gotta haul your clothes off somewhere to get them done (like I do), or can you just do them in your home?
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