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The ***Official*** Weekend Singles Thread--April 28-30
April 28, 2006 | pcottraux; ilovew

Posted on 04/28/2006 3:59:06 PM PDT by pcottraux

THE ***OFFICIAL*** (That’s right, OFFICIAL) WEEKEND SINGLES THREAD—APRIL 28 through 30

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Hello, hello, hello, everybody!!! Welcome to this week’s awesomely spectacular SINGLES THREAD (so awesome, I had to capitalize it), hosted by pcottraux and ilovew!!!

But enough chit chat. Let’s start tripping the light fantastic!!!




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Of course, without a few tunes going on, dancing would just be a bad “a cappella” rip off.

Do the Monkey With Me!
Come on!!!

And now to get the ball rolling:

Well, let’s face it. When it comes to the art of conversation, I’m not exactly Picasso. I’m more like Johnny Bravo in that episode where he made butt prints on a canvas.

Hey, how'd you like to watch the show in 3-D, sweet thing?
Say there, pretty air mama, didn't you see me in your dreams last night?
Hey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there.
Come and get it, ladies. I'm yours for the takin'!
Hey there, cutie pants!
Hey all you hot mamas. Wanna talk to a steamin' hunk of cyber fella?
Hey there, cutie pants. Am I as studly as the Statue of David, or what?
Oh, baby! I'm going to make your dreams come true!
Hya! Dreamy hunk, right here!
You wanna frisk me?
Wanna get lost with me (whoosh)?
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, let's roll in the hay.
I'm gonna say, 'Hey hot mama, wanna go back to my place for a game of Twister?
Lady: "How many times do I have to tell you I have a boyfriend?!" Johnny: "Well, you look like the kind of girl that could use two."
I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine. You're so fine...
Hey there, foxy hygiene girl. (whoosh) I love a babe with minty breath.
All right. I guess that makes me the object of desire, huh baby?
Johnny: "Excuse me, miss." Lady: "(gasp!)" Johnny: "How'd you like to paint the town red with a happenin' hipster?"
Pardon me, hot sexy mama. If you'd please to take a look at my, (whoosh) Hya, studly bod, (whoosh), then I may have the pleasure of you wanting to be my number-one main squeeze.
Hey there, miss. I'm Johnny B. Wanna spend the day with me?
Whoa. Man, you're pretty!
Hey there, Spanish seniorita. Sprechen se love?
Hey there, smart mama.
You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
Say, how 'bout you and me sharin' a soda right now?
You're steamin' baby! You too. And you. And you, pretty man. Oh man, time flies when you're having fun.
Hello, teen hotline. You're boyfriend left ya'? Why, what are you wearin'?
Wanna do the monkey with me?

So, are we having fun yet? What am I saying…of course we are!!!

AND THE FUN IS JUST GETTING STARTED!!!

Let’s make it a weekend to remember!!!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: chatting; singles
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To: pcottraux

Oh, I wasn't worried about that. I hope it goes well :)


181 posted on 04/28/2006 10:04:04 PM PDT by ilovew (Knock 'em dead, Tony! Seriously. Who needs the MSM?)
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To: pcottraux
OMG!!

I've been a complete A$$! I am so sorry!!!!!!!

I completely forgot!!!

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

182 posted on 04/28/2006 10:05:39 PM PDT by Maximus_Ridiculousness
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To: tuliptree76

Hi Tulip!


183 posted on 04/28/2006 10:06:44 PM PDT by Maximus_Ridiculousness
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To: Maximus_Ridiculousness
You know, this thread was dead,just a short time ago. Then, you, I, and Tulip got here, and it is ROLLING!!

I wonder if that means anything???!!!???
184 posted on 04/28/2006 10:06:56 PM PDT by Rca2000 (I may be a prude, but at least I am CONSISTENT about my beliefs!!)
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To: pcottraux

I have magical powers? That's news to me!


185 posted on 04/28/2006 10:07:49 PM PDT by tuliptree76
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To: Rca2000

We're PARTY ANIMALS....MAAAAAAAAAAN!


186 posted on 04/28/2006 10:07:57 PM PDT by Maximus_Ridiculousness
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To: tuliptree76

Well, it's never too late to discover the powers within. Or something like that.


187 posted on 04/28/2006 10:08:38 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: pcottraux

Phil, you are NOT allowed to go to bed until you tell us all about your new job starting tomorrow.


188 posted on 04/28/2006 10:09:23 PM PDT by Maximus_Ridiculousness
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To: rzeznikj at stout

Okay, stout.


189 posted on 04/28/2006 10:09:45 PM PDT by tuliptree76
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To: Maximus_Ridiculousness

Hi Max. How are you doing?


190 posted on 04/28/2006 10:10:22 PM PDT by tuliptree76
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To: Maximus_Ridiculousness

Tappa Kegga Brew...


191 posted on 04/28/2006 10:10:35 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (This Space For Rent. Call 555-1212 for more info.)
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To: tuliptree76

What's shaking?!!??!?!?! Ready for the weekend?


192 posted on 04/28/2006 10:11:16 PM PDT by Maximus_Ridiculousness
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To: Maximus_Ridiculousness

Ugh...but it's really late!!!

Okay...

The job is full-time at Magic Mart (sort of a miniature Wal-Mart). I'm having to work first shift all week for training and then I'm being moved to second shift after that. The place is actually pretty fancy. I'm getting an ID card (you swipe it to clock in) and the pay is direct deposit. They are a lot stricter and more professional than anywhere I've ever worked. Gulp! I'm scared out of my mind!


193 posted on 04/28/2006 10:12:03 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: rzeznikj at stout

Toppa Offa Full


194 posted on 04/28/2006 10:12:25 PM PDT by Maximus_Ridiculousness
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To: pcottraux

You'll do GREAT! You're talented and adorable and smart and sweet.


195 posted on 04/28/2006 10:13:51 PM PDT by ilovew (Knock 'em dead, Tony! Seriously. Who needs the MSM?)
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To: Maximus_Ridiculousness

I Felta Thigh

Eta Pi


196 posted on 04/28/2006 10:13:52 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (This Space For Rent. Call 555-1212 for more info.)
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To: pcottraux
Yeah, Phil!!!! I am SO PROUD of you!!

I hope you like it. What will you be doing there? Cash register? Customer service? Shipping/Receiving?

197 posted on 04/28/2006 10:14:19 PM PDT by Maximus_Ridiculousness
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To: Maximus_Ridiculousness

Not much going on here. My weeked will consist of laundry and working.


198 posted on 04/28/2006 10:15:12 PM PDT by tuliptree76
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To: rzeznikj at stout
You felt someone's thigh?!!??!?!?! What???!!

Did this thread just go from G-rated to PG-13?

199 posted on 04/28/2006 10:16:26 PM PDT by Maximus_Ridiculousness
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To: tuliptree76
Laundry. YIPPPEE!

DO you gotta haul your clothes off somewhere to get them done (like I do), or can you just do them in your home?

200 posted on 04/28/2006 10:18:40 PM PDT by Maximus_Ridiculousness
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