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The ***Official*** Weekend Singles Thread--April 28-30
April 28, 2006 | pcottraux; ilovew

Posted on 04/28/2006 3:59:06 PM PDT by pcottraux

THE ***OFFICIAL*** (That’s right, OFFICIAL) WEEKEND SINGLES THREAD—APRIL 28 through 30

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Hello, hello, hello, everybody!!! Welcome to this week’s awesomely spectacular SINGLES THREAD (so awesome, I had to capitalize it), hosted by pcottraux and ilovew!!!

But enough chit chat. Let’s start tripping the light fantastic!!!




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Of course, without a few tunes going on, dancing would just be a bad “a cappella” rip off.

Do the Monkey With Me!
Come on!!!

And now to get the ball rolling:

Well, let’s face it. When it comes to the art of conversation, I’m not exactly Picasso. I’m more like Johnny Bravo in that episode where he made butt prints on a canvas.

Hey, how'd you like to watch the show in 3-D, sweet thing?
Say there, pretty air mama, didn't you see me in your dreams last night?
Hey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there.
Come and get it, ladies. I'm yours for the takin'!
Hey there, cutie pants!
Hey all you hot mamas. Wanna talk to a steamin' hunk of cyber fella?
Hey there, cutie pants. Am I as studly as the Statue of David, or what?
Oh, baby! I'm going to make your dreams come true!
Hya! Dreamy hunk, right here!
You wanna frisk me?
Wanna get lost with me (whoosh)?
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, let's roll in the hay.
I'm gonna say, 'Hey hot mama, wanna go back to my place for a game of Twister?
Lady: "How many times do I have to tell you I have a boyfriend?!" Johnny: "Well, you look like the kind of girl that could use two."
I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine. You're so fine...
Hey there, foxy hygiene girl. (whoosh) I love a babe with minty breath.
All right. I guess that makes me the object of desire, huh baby?
Johnny: "Excuse me, miss." Lady: "(gasp!)" Johnny: "How'd you like to paint the town red with a happenin' hipster?"
Pardon me, hot sexy mama. If you'd please to take a look at my, (whoosh) Hya, studly bod, (whoosh), then I may have the pleasure of you wanting to be my number-one main squeeze.
Hey there, miss. I'm Johnny B. Wanna spend the day with me?
Whoa. Man, you're pretty!
Hey there, Spanish seniorita. Sprechen se love?
Hey there, smart mama.
You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
Say, how 'bout you and me sharin' a soda right now?
You're steamin' baby! You too. And you. And you, pretty man. Oh man, time flies when you're having fun.
Hello, teen hotline. You're boyfriend left ya'? Why, what are you wearin'?
Wanna do the monkey with me?

So, are we having fun yet? What am I saying…of course we are!!!

AND THE FUN IS JUST GETTING STARTED!!!

Let’s make it a weekend to remember!!!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: chatting; singles
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To: pcottraux; All
I'M HERE!!!
121 posted on 04/28/2006 9:16:13 PM PDT by Maximus_Ridiculousness
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To: Maximus_Ridiculousness
Finally!!!!!!
122 posted on 04/28/2006 9:16:57 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: Maximus_Ridiculousness

Howdy!


123 posted on 04/28/2006 9:17:14 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (This Space For Rent. Call 555-1212 for more info.)
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To: rzeznikj at stout

Oh yeah, I noticed earlier I was having trouble getting onto some of the blogs I read regularly. I thought it was odd that there was more than one of them I was having trouble with.


124 posted on 04/28/2006 9:17:55 PM PDT by ilovew (Knock 'em dead, Tony! Seriously. Who needs the MSM?)
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To: Maximus_Ridiculousness

SO AM I!!


125 posted on 04/28/2006 9:18:53 PM PDT by Rca2000 (I may be a prude, but at least I am CONSISTENT about my beliefs!!)
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To: ilovew

Kinda creepy--since this broke earlier today. I was wondering why the Net and my conservative sites were running slow or not showing up at all. :|

If it's Saudi-based, would that be a form of e-jihad?


126 posted on 04/28/2006 9:19:58 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (This Space For Rent. Call 555-1212 for more info.)
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To: Rca2000

Howdy!


127 posted on 04/28/2006 9:20:22 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (This Space For Rent. Call 555-1212 for more info.)
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To: rzeznikj at stout

Howdy RAS!


128 posted on 04/28/2006 9:20:28 PM PDT by Maximus_Ridiculousness
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To: pcottraux

PHIL!!!! Excellent job, dude! You da man.


129 posted on 04/28/2006 9:21:01 PM PDT by Maximus_Ridiculousness
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To: ilovew; All
I clicked on to post a reply and suddenly it was not there. At first I thought it was my connection as I was having trouble with photobucket but I could access other websites so realised it was FR.

Anyway must go to bed now - thanks for the company - goodnight.
130 posted on 04/28/2006 9:21:23 PM PDT by snugs (An English Cheney Chick - BIG TIME)
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To: Rca2000

JACK is BACK!


131 posted on 04/28/2006 9:21:36 PM PDT by Maximus_Ridiculousness
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To: Maximus_Ridiculousness

What's new?

By the way, a lot of people here call me stout--little easier to type and say...;)


132 posted on 04/28/2006 9:21:53 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (This Space For Rent. Call 555-1212 for more info.)
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To: rzeznikj at stout

That would be pretty weird. I don't know what's going on but it's pretty freaky.


133 posted on 04/28/2006 9:23:28 PM PDT by ilovew (Knock 'em dead, Tony! Seriously. Who needs the MSM?)
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To: snugs

The thing went down at about 10:20 Central Time (Chicago) and was down for about 45 minutes.

Catch ya tomorrow! ;)


134 posted on 04/28/2006 9:23:53 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (This Space For Rent. Call 555-1212 for more info.)
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To: snugs
Hi Snugs!

Bye Snugs. :(

135 posted on 04/28/2006 9:24:05 PM PDT by Maximus_Ridiculousness
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To: snugs

Good night, snugs :)


136 posted on 04/28/2006 9:24:11 PM PDT by ilovew (Knock 'em dead, Tony! Seriously. Who needs the MSM?)
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To: Maximus_Ridiculousness

For a little while, anyway. I have the ETFconvention tomorrow, but I should be back by about 9 or so, I plan to see the sentinel or Flight 93 tomorrow night.


137 posted on 04/28/2006 9:24:47 PM PDT by Rca2000 (I may be a prude, but at least I am CONSISTENT about my beliefs!!)
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To: rzeznikj at stout
Ok. Stout it is.

What's wrong with callig you rzeznkjjhagerhlwuryogwhr?

Just kidding.

138 posted on 04/28/2006 9:25:53 PM PDT by Maximus_Ridiculousness
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To: Maximus_Ridiculousness

Yay! Someone finally compliments the thread!

I da man!


139 posted on 04/28/2006 9:26:27 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: ilovew

Hey ilovew. Are you past your strep yet?


140 posted on 04/28/2006 9:26:34 PM PDT by Maximus_Ridiculousness
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