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KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline)
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Posted on 04/27/2006 5:09:36 PM PDT by Chickensoup
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of Palm Springs, CA, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
Linda is a blonde, but I'm certain that's irrelevant.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: biscuits; blond; brains; duplicatefreeper; multipltescreenname; urbanlegends
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To: Chickensoup
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posted on
04/27/2006 5:25:05 PM PDT
by
Supernatural
(I used to care but things have changed.)
To: tutstar
22
posted on
04/27/2006 5:44:41 PM PDT
by
Nightshift
(Faith is something everyone has. The question is faith in what?)
To: Chickensoup
This story is so old, I was walking my pet dinosaur when I first heard it.
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posted on
04/27/2006 6:02:07 PM PDT
by
Incorrigible
(If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
To: Chickensoup
24
posted on
04/28/2006 12:15:54 AM PDT
by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
To: flashbunny
Snopes is a great site: as is www.straightdope.com
To: Chickensoup
Didn't Mythbusters do this?
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posted on
04/28/2006 7:20:40 AM PDT
by
mewzilla
(Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
To: Chickensoup; ntnychik; devolve; Smartass; PhilDragoo
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posted on
04/28/2006 6:47:40 PM PDT
by
potlatch
(Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
To: cripplecreek
Some of us haven't seen it before cripplecreek, and I get sent plenty of blond jokes, lol.
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posted on
04/28/2006 6:49:04 PM PDT
by
potlatch
(Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
To: potlatch
That is a good one!
I saw it a while back.
LOL, leave it to a blonde.
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posted on
04/28/2006 6:54:42 PM PDT
by
Smartass
(Si vis pacem, para bellum)
To: Smartass
Color me dumb but think about it. If something like that happened to you and you heard the sound, felt the blow and that stuff on your head it isn't too far out!
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posted on
04/28/2006 7:00:12 PM PDT
by
potlatch
(Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
To: ADisciple
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posted on
04/28/2006 7:02:11 PM PDT
by
wimpycat
(Hyperbole is the opiate of the activist wacko.)
To: mewzilla
32
posted on
04/28/2006 7:05:17 PM PDT
by
Uriah_lost
(http://www.wingercomics.com/d/20051205.html)
To: sully777
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posted on
04/28/2006 7:06:35 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(Don't call them "Illegal Aliens." Call them what they are: CRIMINAL INVADERS!)
To: potlatch
LOL, there you go. Trying to make me think like a BLONDE!
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posted on
04/28/2006 7:13:14 PM PDT
by
Smartass
(Si vis pacem, para bellum)
To: Smartass
Heaven forbid that should ever happen!
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posted on
04/28/2006 7:17:56 PM PDT
by
potlatch
(Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
To: Chickensoup; potlatch; devolve; Smartass
Perfect Friday night tale, especially after FR's been down. I prefer to believe it's true tonight. Tomorrow, I may read the Snopes link.
36
posted on
04/28/2006 9:50:45 PM PDT
by
ntnychik
To: potlatch; ntnychik
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posted on
04/28/2006 10:13:14 PM PDT
by
devolve
((----Kimberly Guilfoyle - bicoastal or another thespian?))
To: devolve
What if it really happened to you, wouldn't it kindof scare you? NO, you'd just find another url and post a graphic on your windshield!
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posted on
04/28/2006 10:16:06 PM PDT
by
potlatch
(Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
To: potlatch
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posted on
04/28/2006 10:22:36 PM PDT
by
devolve
((----Kimberly Guilfoyle - bicoastal or another thespian?))
To: devolve
SEE, I knew it!! You are too much.
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posted on
04/28/2006 10:24:58 PM PDT
by
potlatch
(Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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