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I don't have any idea why I'm spending time on this "issue", but it is kind of funny.
1 posted on 04/24/2006 2:56:27 PM PDT by Paddlefish
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To: Paddlefish

Crazy and jumping on couches is no way to go through life, son.


2 posted on 04/24/2006 2:57:45 PM PDT by Gordongekko909 (I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
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Maybe she was in labor for a long time?


3 posted on 04/24/2006 2:58:03 PM PDT by Diddle E. Squat
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I swear I think this thing is a huge hoax and there is no baby. I can't be the only one who feels this way.


4 posted on 04/24/2006 2:58:19 PM PDT by Borges
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Tom's mental problems are snowballing and will reach a public crescendo in the not too distant future, IMHO.


5 posted on 04/24/2006 2:58:55 PM PDT by Dark Skies
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WWXD?

(What would Xenu do?)

6 posted on 04/24/2006 2:59:21 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Congress, since you only understand Spanish here is my proposal: ¡Amnistía, no! ¡Deportación, sí!)
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I keep wondering if the baby has a fringe on the top...


7 posted on 04/24/2006 3:00:05 PM PDT by I still care ("Remember... for it is the doom of men that they forget" - Merlin, from Excalibur)
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Well, it seemed appropriate when she was giving birth to the girl, but now....


8 posted on 04/24/2006 3:00:16 PM PDT by Dead Dog
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So did Tom eat the placenta?


9 posted on 04/24/2006 3:00:20 PM PDT by Delta 21 ( MKC USCG - ret)
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"Why didn't you just go back to your ancestors' language, and call the kid 'Scram Cruise'?" LMBO! I'm glad you posted this, and thanks for the laugh!
10 posted on 04/24/2006 3:01:27 PM PDT by Theresawithanh (Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I stuck around...)
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She's named Suri because the main Scientolgy location (basically, their equivalant of The Vatican) is located in Surrey England.


11 posted on 04/24/2006 3:01:50 PM PDT by chae (R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero He lied, he cheated, he stole my heart)
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Blame it all on !!!



Crab People...Crab People!!!!

12 posted on 04/24/2006 3:02:23 PM PDT by rawcatslyentist (Strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government)
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I heard that they didn't know how to pronounce "STFU" so they settled on "Suri".


15 posted on 04/24/2006 3:05:14 PM PDT by VRWCmember
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Suri, the name chosen ... means "get out of here" in the local language, Hebrew.

Tom has turned *gumba*?? Geddouddaheah!!

16 posted on 04/24/2006 3:05:59 PM PDT by MozarkDawg
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Their next child will be named "Fuggedaboudit"


17 posted on 04/24/2006 3:06:04 PM PDT by VRWCmember
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People, people, surely you can't be so clueless! It's "Suri' to honor the surrogate father!
23 posted on 04/24/2006 3:13:30 PM PDT by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything.")
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The suri llama is a regal, luxuriant, elegant animal; denoting grace and athleticism. It exhibits natural presence, with a friendly, lively character. It's overall appearance is one of balance and smoothness, with all body parts in harmony with one another. Body structures within the breed vary around the medium frame. Ears are long, thin, and erect with an inside curve.

Suri llama fleece will have independent movement, with uniform lock structure carried on the head, neck, body and legs. It's distinguishing characteristics are luster and locked architecture which are hallmarks of the suri llama phenotype. The fleece lies close to the body, often giving the animal a narrow appearance.

Disposition and Intelligence

Suri llamas are curious, honest, and attentive. Their character expresses charm and a willing nature. Their calm intelligence leads itself to versatility and trainability.


http://www.surillama.com/Pages/Breed_Standard.htm


26 posted on 04/24/2006 3:37:16 PM PDT by Smocker
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In Japanese " suri " means PICKPOCKET ; or MATHEMATICAL PRINCIPLE , depending on the kanji used . Pickpocket Cruise . Has a certain ring to it ...


27 posted on 04/24/2006 3:46:08 PM PDT by sushiman
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A German ex-boyfriend said he could never say Johnny Depp, because it translated to something like Johnny Idiot. But, I am sure there are many who would agree with that name.


29 posted on 04/24/2006 3:49:40 PM PDT by HungarianGypsy
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Well, at least they didn't name her "Sheket" (shut up!)


30 posted on 04/24/2006 3:53:00 PM PDT by Alouette (Psalms of the Day: 119:97-176)
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The guy is a good actor, but a complete nutter! This is what they get for trying to be so multicultural, wordly and claim something from another religion or culture without understanding-serves them right. It misses the mark, just as their silly religion, they have a belief that has nothing to do with reality. Apple as a name makes sense now-at least we all know what the heck it means (joking).


31 posted on 04/24/2006 3:53:53 PM PDT by GOP Poet
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