I take a field trip to Zotland, the capital of Upper Volta

[zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak]

So like Dude... I learned that the capitol of Texas is Cuba. That means that the capitol of Arizona is like, Brazil. WHOA DUDE! IT MUST BE! Uh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh...

[stephenjohnbanker]

Hang em high ~ Bump!

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

Hi, Steve!

[stephenjohnbanker]

Mornin sweetie!

[Monkey Face]

How are you? Are you getting settled?

[NicknamedBob]

Sionnsar says we need a theme song for this month's thread.

Herewith submitted, (To be sung to the tune of Scotland the Brave, which is sung to the tune of My Bonnie Lassie)



Zotland the Craven

Out from the bog comes crawling,
Something that marks the falling,
Down the long food chain sprawling,
Til it hits the spot.
Where nothing lower can be,
A living category,
Except for a stinking body,
That just got the Zot!

Chorus:
Trying to play the game,
Thinking up a clever name,
And, they all sound the same!
Is that all you’ve got?
Then, as they post and hurry,
As if they had to worry,
One has to quickly scurry,
To avoid the Zot!

Now, out in public light,
How lost the appetite,
And how shrinks the hero,
So brave before!
Then how they scamper shrieking,
False hope of havoc wreaking,
Into their hovels creeping,
To lick wounds of war!
Chorus
Somewhere, there must be reason,
Perhaps, they’ve a logic season,
Where, accidentally,
They stumble to accomplishment.
Surprising all and sundery,
And leaving them in a quandary,
How can they boast about,
Something no one meant?
Chorus

[TASMANIANRED]

Has a nice beat and you can dance to it.

[Monkey Face]

I couldn't have said it better had I been sane. ;o]

[Dead Corpse]

You'd think that in 37 years someone would have taken the time to teach me how to dance. I just kinda lumber around and desperately try not to step on my dance partners toes.

[rzeznikj at stout]

I took four years of French in high school--and hardly remembering a thing...

And as a PoliSci/pre-law student, can't forget legalese...;)

[NicknamedBob]

"I couldn't have said it better had I been sane."

I make no pretenses to harboring sanity, or to its supposed advantages or disabilities.

I yam what I yam, Sweet Potato.

[Monkey Face]

I was fortunate in that my mother sent me to ballet school when I was 2-5 and tap when I was 12. And dance was on the docket during the winters, when it was too cold and/or snowy to go out for recess. So I learned how to dance.

I'm awful rusty, now. I guess you probably wouldn't know it, though...;o]

[Monkey Face]

I only composed one good poem in my entire life, and I have no idea where it is. I thought I had a copy of it, but like my baby footprint, it's gone.

It was pretty funny. (Well, I thought so, anyway!)

[King Prout]

so it would appear :)

[King Prout]

but, seriously: WHAT did you Google that brought up my old tagline as a response???

[Dead Corpse]

Nope. Oddly enough, we are looking into a local dance school for Ana already.

[King Prout]

so, anyway... what is this thread about?

[Dead Corpse]

"All you Fnord, are belong to us..."

[P8riot]

I hear it's cold as Hell.

[King Prout]

hail eris, and all that

[stephenjohnbanker]

: ) : )