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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
OFST
| 04/21/2006
| IPW
Posted on 04/21/2006 7:40:22 AM PDT by BJClinton
Happy Friday everyone! The monster storms last night knocked out power and turned my alarm off. It also jacked with the clock on my coffee grinder/brewer. Not cool. Anywho, please, let the silliness begin!.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: ipw; ofst; tgif
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To: SquirrelKing
41
posted on
04/21/2006 8:08:01 AM PDT
by
demkicker
(democrats and terrorists are familiar bedfellows)
To: demkicker
To: BJClinton
Madeline Albright can leg press 400 lbs.
43
posted on
04/21/2006 8:09:23 AM PDT
by
dead
To: The_Victor
What's meaner than a pit bull with aids?
The guy that gave it to him.
44
posted on
04/21/2006 8:09:43 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Black ribbon on my IPW card in memory of PaulaB)
To: dead
Madeline Albright can leg press 400 lbs. Proves what I have suspected all along, she really is a man.
To: BJClinton
46
posted on
04/21/2006 8:10:34 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls could flirt.)
To: Dashing Dasher
To: Sonora
(in a similar vein) The teacher was instructing on flavors and gave little Sally a lemon drop. "What does it taste like?"
Little Sally said, "It tastes like lemon."
"Very good," Coos the teacher. She gave little Tommy a root beer flavored candy and he shouted, "It tastes like root beet!"
The teacher is happy the class is going so well and gives little Billy a coffee bean. "What does that taste like Billy?"
Billy rolls the coffee bean around on his tongue but has no idea, "I have no idea."
The teacher says, "Here's a hint; You father probably has some before breakfast."
Little Tommy yells, "Spit it out Billy! It's a piece of A**!"
48
posted on
04/21/2006 8:11:17 AM PDT
by
pikachu
(For every action there is an equal and opposite government program)
To: MarineBrat
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary,
over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'.
While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, "
'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!".....
quoth the server, 404.
49
posted on
04/21/2006 8:11:41 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(Happy San Jacinto Day!)
To: Maximus of Texas
I'm only signed up for IPW and OFST.
50
posted on
04/21/2006 8:11:52 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls could flirt.)
To: MarineBrat
51
posted on
04/21/2006 8:11:53 AM PDT
by
Graybeard58
(Remember and pray for Sgt. Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
To: BJClinton
I don't know what your excuse for being late is mister, but we find it completely unacceptable. My theory of you being "late" is that you have an ill conceived strategy to throw off anyone anticipating beating your ping. All the while we suffer from silliness deprivation as a result of your wicked, selfish conspiracy.
52
posted on
04/21/2006 8:12:26 AM PDT
by
HOTTIEBOY
(AIXELSYD TAEB I)
To: Graybeard58; The_Victor
To: BJClinton
Sumpum ain't right. Not enough posts by 10:14...
54
posted on
04/21/2006 8:13:30 AM PDT
by
HeadOn
(It's not about you. Or me, either. It's about Him.)
To: HeadOn
Its 11:14. ha I will be done an hour before you.
55
posted on
04/21/2006 8:14:48 AM PDT
by
HOTTIEBOY
(AIXELSYD TAEB I)
To: BJClinton
Is this for Tom Cruise?
56
posted on
04/21/2006 8:15:06 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Gov't solution to invasion=band aid. What we need is to fix the leak, before we clean up the mess.)
To: HOTTIEBOY
Ok, smartypants - I'll leave an hour and 15 minutes early today.
57
posted on
04/21/2006 8:15:42 AM PDT
by
HeadOn
(It's not about you. Or me, either. It's about Him.)
To: BJClinton
58
posted on
04/21/2006 8:16:04 AM PDT
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: Dashing Dasher
59
posted on
04/21/2006 8:16:27 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(Happy San Jacinto Day!)
To: HOTTIEBOY
Crap, and it's only 8:17 here...
60
posted on
04/21/2006 8:16:29 AM PDT
by
EX52D
(Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
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