**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

OFST | 04/21/2006 | IPW

[BJClinton]

Happy Friday everyone! The monster storms last night knocked out power and turned my alarm off. It also jacked with the clock on my coffee grinder/brewer. Not cool. Anywho, please, let the silliness begin!.

[Dashing Dasher]

Smokes?

[acad1228]

Ok, I'll ask. What is IPW?

[Rightly Biased]

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to
her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some
machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the
plug."
She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out my beer.

[RockinRight]

You also have to take a test from me...

;-)

[The_Victor]

My tounge is still numb

You can rest up here....

[Lucky9teen]

[Hoodlum91]

I think I passed...

[peacebaby]

WAIT a second! My IPW test included pulling Max's finger...

this isn't fair.

[Deaf Smith]

"How does one sign up for IPW?"

1)Have a battle of wits with Galveston Grl.

2) Have Galveston Grl proclaim you as such.

[conservativebabe]

Bwaaaahaaaaa!

Yes, I think there were some serious inconsistencies at the premiere. LOL!

[RockinRight]

With flying colors!

Your prize:

[The_Victor]

[Zavien Doombringer]

Uh, I believe your 17. is incorrect...

Davy Crockett quoted that...

[peacebaby]

My nose hairs are singed.

I'd rather kiss Dasher's butt.

[iluvlucy]

Well now we know where all those muslim suicide bombers are getting their 72 virgins. Any idea how big that town is anyway?

[groovejedi]

All the time, I will be there on 5-10 and 5-15, I'm the Brinker Sales Account Rep for my Co.

[hattend]

Sound's delicious but how can it be a "lazyman" lasagna when I have to get up every 45 minutes for 12 hours to stir the sauce?

:-)

[Dashing Dasher]

IPW = Internet Porn Whore
A dearly departed friend was called that by a very mean ggirl once.

[Lucky9teen]

Carapelli Extra Virgin Olive Oil. Look at the symbol for Extra Virgin Olive Oil… what are they trying to say?

[peacebaby]

Where to get the cheapest gas;

Just enter your zip code in the site below, and it tells you which gas stations have the cheapest prices (and the highest) on gas in your zip code area. It's updated every evening.

http://autos.msn.com/everyday/gasstations.aspx?zip=&src=Netx