Posted on 04/20/2006 1:48:52 PM PDT by Sax
Phony doctor gives free breast exams Thu Apr 20, 11:40 AM ET
MIAMI (Reuters) - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday.
One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.
The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said.
The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital.
"He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement.
At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said.
Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.
They have medicine for that now.
"No Ma'am, I'm not a real doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night", is what he shoulda said.
Oh....
Clearly. I wasn't attempting to correct grammer, rather to wrap a pun around a reverse anthropomorphic reference relevant to the core issue at hand, so to speak (sorry, can't help myself).
You know, udder...boob...get it? :-]
I got it.
Phew. But how many will get the Dennis Miller style response? Probably few.
I live on a very busy street and I don't open my door to anyone I don't know. The thought that I would open my door, let a stranger in and then take off my clothes, is absolutely unbelievable to me. There has to be something seriously wrong with these women.
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