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"If God didn't intend for us to drink, he would not have given us livers" (Rodney King's Maxim #5)
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Posted on 04/12/2006 8:29:39 PM PDT by Rodney King

I have officially consecrated my fifth maxim. My previous four are:

#1: Don't trust anyone who doesn't drink - unless he/she is a recovering alcoholic.

#2: Never take the side of the homosexuals- ever.

#3: Any guy who goes to see Bareback Mountin' is gay.

#4. There is no forgiveness without blame, so go ahead and point your finger.

A discussion of #4 can be found here: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1544411/posts

Tonight, I was driving around in deep thought due to a divorce that is near to me (although not me) and I have been stressed at work. When stressed, I live to drive around in the country. Anyway, for various reasons, it hit me:

If God did not intend for us to drink, he would not have given us livers.

For those of you who do not believe in creation, I suppose you could modify it to "Evolution and the origin of species dictate that the liver exists for a good reason".

Anyway, that is Rodney King's maxim #5.


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To: CheyennePress
Possums have livers, too, so God obviously intended possoms to drink.

1. Lot's of animals drink fermented apples. Just check all the drunken moose threads.

2. For animals that don't regularly have access to fermented apples, perhaps the liver exists so that the possums have something to strive for. God does have a plan, and it is reasonable to assume that he prepares his creations to take advantage of it.

21 posted on 04/12/2006 8:48:34 PM PDT by Rodney King (No, we can't all just get along.)
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To: M203M4

And Alcohol dehydrogenase.


22 posted on 04/12/2006 8:50:21 PM PDT by M203M4
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To: freedumb2003
But you have had more posts pulled than lower NOLA levies, baby.

I wouldnt' go that far... you only signed up in '02, the mass purges occured way before that. Now, I have had a number pulled in the last two years, but then again, what great man hasn't been shunned by the authorities?

23 posted on 04/12/2006 8:50:23 PM PDT by Rodney King (No, we can't all just get along.)
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To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
He should have watched THIS:

Chris Rock on "How not to get your Ass Kicked by the Police"

24 posted on 04/12/2006 8:53:47 PM PDT by rlmorel ("Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does." Whittaker Chambers)
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To: Rodney King
"...Now, I have had a number pulled in the last two years, but then again, what great man hasn't been shunned by the authorities?"

ROTFLMAO!

25 posted on 04/12/2006 8:55:25 PM PDT by rlmorel ("Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does." Whittaker Chambers)
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To: Rodney King
Now, I have had a number pulled in the last two years, but then again, what great man hasn't been shunned by the authorities?

My FRiend, I stand shoulder to spine with you. It is just that in the last few days you started a few threads that got pulled when I would have been the 1st or 2nd post :)

26 posted on 04/12/2006 8:55:39 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Don't call them "Illegal Aliens." Call them what they are: CRIMINAL INVADERS!)
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To: Rodney King
If God did not intend for us to drink, he would not have given us livers.
For those of you who do not believe in creation, I suppose you could modify it to "Evolution and the origin of species dictate that the liver exists for a good reason".

Ha! I see you are covering all your bases...

27 posted on 04/12/2006 8:57:02 PM PDT by El Cid
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To: Rodney King

If God did not intend for us to drink and drive, he would not have invented road turtles.


28 posted on 04/12/2006 9:01:16 PM PDT by pissant
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To: freedumb2003; Admin Moderator

I just got relegated to nowhere land, not even the smokey back room, which I don't even know how to post to, or I would have posted there.


29 posted on 04/12/2006 9:01:40 PM PDT by Rodney King (No, we can't all just get along.)
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To: Rodney King

I guess it is like the good thing about going to Hell...all of your friends are there!


30 posted on 04/12/2006 9:03:21 PM PDT by rlmorel ("Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does." Whittaker Chambers)
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To: Rodney King

"If God did not intend for us to drink, he would not have given us livers."
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And if God had not intended us to: smoke, he would not have given us lungs; snort cocaine he would not have given us nostrils: mainline heroin he would not have given us veins.

Party on!


31 posted on 04/12/2006 9:05:27 PM PDT by fizziwig (Democrats: so far off the path, so incredibly vicious, so sadly pathetic.)
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To: Rodney King
Another maxim: Crack is good for releasing your inner-self
32 posted on 04/12/2006 9:06:01 PM PDT by Number57
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To: fizziwig
And if God had not intended us to: smoke, he would not have given us lungs; snort cocaine he would not have given us nostrils: mainline heroin he would not have given us veins.

Bad analogy, the lungs, nostrils, and veins are not filters.

33 posted on 04/12/2006 9:07:47 PM PDT by Rodney King (No, we can't all just get along.)
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To: Big Guy and Rusty 99

And: LAPD: "We Treat You Like a King"


34 posted on 04/12/2006 9:14:35 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Funny taglines are value plays.)
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To: rlmorel

that's why I always do whenever I've been pulled over by the police.


35 posted on 04/12/2006 9:43:11 PM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99 (what?)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

Rodney King: He Got the Beat!


36 posted on 04/12/2006 9:44:37 PM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99 (what?)
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To: Rodney King

"Bad analogy, the lungs, nostrils, and veins are not filters."
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True.

And the liver filters all toxins from the bloodstream including cocaine, nicotine, and heroin....God sure does have all the bases covered....


37 posted on 04/12/2006 9:59:07 PM PDT by fizziwig (Democrats: so far off the path, so incredibly vicious, so sadly pathetic.)
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To: fizziwig

Then again, Jesus drank. As far as I know, he didn't do cocaine or heroin.


38 posted on 04/12/2006 10:12:28 PM PDT by Rodney King (No, we can't all just get along.)
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To: Big Guy and Rusty 99

It is worse to do what the cops tell you to do in San Bernadino.


"Get up."

BANG! BANG! BANG!

"Shots fired."


39 posted on 04/12/2006 11:12:21 PM PDT by Donald Meaker (You don't drive a car looking through the rear view mirror, but you do practice politics that way.)
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To: Donald Meaker

say hello to the boys in tank C


40 posted on 04/12/2006 11:33:25 PM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99 (what?)
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