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"If God didn't intend for us to drink, he would not have given us livers" (Rodney King's Maxim #5)
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Posted on 04/12/2006 8:29:39 PM PDT by Rodney King
I have officially consecrated my fifth maxim. My previous four are:
#1: Don't trust anyone who doesn't drink - unless he/she is a recovering alcoholic.
#2: Never take the side of the homosexuals- ever.
#3: Any guy who goes to see Bareback Mountin' is gay.
#4. There is no forgiveness without blame, so go ahead and point your finger.
A discussion of #4 can be found here: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1544411/posts
Tonight, I was driving around in deep thought due to a divorce that is near to me (although not me) and I have been stressed at work. When stressed, I live to drive around in the country. Anyway, for various reasons, it hit me:
If God did not intend for us to drink, he would not have given us livers.
For those of you who do not believe in creation, I suppose you could modify it to "Evolution and the origin of species dictate that the liver exists for a good reason".
Anyway, that is Rodney King's maxim #5.
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To: Stingray51
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posted on
04/12/2006 8:30:08 PM PDT
by
Rodney King
(No, we can't all just get along.)
To: Rodney King
Clearly, you are a man of great wisdom, Rodney King.
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posted on
04/12/2006 8:34:55 PM PDT
by
okie01
(The Mainstream Media: IGNORANCE ON PARADE)
To: Rodney King
Addendum to Number 1: you have to cut diabetics some slack as well, so long as they were boozers at one time or another.
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posted on
04/12/2006 8:35:41 PM PDT
by
FormerLib
("...the past ten years in Kosovo will be replayed here in what some call Aztlan.")
To: Rodney King
what about "It is always bad to resist arrest with the L.A.P.D." ?
To: okie01
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posted on
04/12/2006 8:37:24 PM PDT
by
Rodney King
(No, we can't all just get along.)
To: FormerLib
Addendum to Number 1: you have to cut diabetics some slack as well, so long as they were boozers at one time or another. Fair enough.
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posted on
04/12/2006 8:37:49 PM PDT
by
Rodney King
(No, we can't all just get along.)
To: Rodney King
Very much appreciated.
Alan's Axioms:
1. If you're not having fun...you ain't doin' it right
2. Never solve a puzzle that opens the gates of hell
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posted on
04/12/2006 8:39:14 PM PDT
by
Noahs Rook
(Flying lesson: Throw yourself at the ground...and miss!)
To: Rodney King
Or, as a variation in the homebrewing community would say: "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"
To: Noahs Rook
2. Never solve a puzzle that opens the gates of hellGee, you just had to go and tick off the atheists, didn't you!
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posted on
04/12/2006 8:41:12 PM PDT
by
FormerLib
("...the past ten years in Kosovo will be replayed here in what some call Aztlan.")
To: Rodney King
mine will be buried separately... with Honors!!!
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posted on
04/12/2006 8:41:27 PM PDT
by
Chode
(1967 UN Outer Space Treaty is bad for America and bad for humanity - DUMP IT. American Hedonist ©®)
To: Rodney King
Amazing after all of these years Ted Kennedy's liver continues to function.
To: Tench_Coxe
Or, as a variation in the homebrewing community would say: "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" Yes, I believe that is a Ben Franklin quote.
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posted on
04/12/2006 8:43:46 PM PDT
by
Rodney King
(No, we can't all just get along.)
To: NorthEastRepublican
Amazing after all of these years Ted Kennedy's liver continues to function. Are you sure it's actually his liver...???
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posted on
04/12/2006 8:44:41 PM PDT
by
okie01
(The Mainstream Media: IGNORANCE ON PARADE)
To: Rodney King
The profound is only so to those that it is.
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posted on
04/12/2006 8:45:26 PM PDT
by
umgud
(12 gauge, the original pepper spray)
To: Rodney King
Possums have livers, too, so God obviously intended possoms to drink.
Next time you're out drinking, share your whiskey with a possum.
It's the natural order.
To: Rodney King
Can't we all just swill along?
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posted on
04/12/2006 8:47:21 PM PDT
by
exit82
(If Democrats can lead, then I'm Chuck Norris.)
To: Rodney King
In particular, give thanks for Acetaldehyde dehydrogenase.
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posted on
04/12/2006 8:48:11 PM PDT
by
M203M4
To: Rodney King
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posted on
04/12/2006 8:48:12 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
("Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does." Whittaker Chambers)
To: Rodney King
Man, I love your sensibility.
But you have had more posts pulled than lower NOLA levies, baby.
I'll hang in there with you, man.
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posted on
04/12/2006 8:48:24 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(Don't call them "Illegal Aliens." Call them what they are: CRIMINAL INVADERS!)
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