Posted on 04/12/2006 8:29:39 PM PDT by Rodney King
I have officially consecrated my fifth maxim. My previous four are:
#1: Don't trust anyone who doesn't drink - unless he/she is a recovering alcoholic.
#2: Never take the side of the homosexuals- ever.
#3: Any guy who goes to see Bareback Mountin' is gay.
#4. There is no forgiveness without blame, so go ahead and point your finger.
A discussion of #4 can be found here: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1544411/posts
Tonight, I was driving around in deep thought due to a divorce that is near to me (although not me) and I have been stressed at work. When stressed, I live to drive around in the country. Anyway, for various reasons, it hit me:
If God did not intend for us to drink, he would not have given us livers.
For those of you who do not believe in creation, I suppose you could modify it to "Evolution and the origin of species dictate that the liver exists for a good reason".
Anyway, that is Rodney King's maxim #5.
1. Lot's of animals drink fermented apples. Just check all the drunken moose threads.
2. For animals that don't regularly have access to fermented apples, perhaps the liver exists so that the possums have something to strive for. God does have a plan, and it is reasonable to assume that he prepares his creations to take advantage of it.
And Alcohol dehydrogenase.
I wouldnt' go that far... you only signed up in '02, the mass purges occured way before that. Now, I have had a number pulled in the last two years, but then again, what great man hasn't been shunned by the authorities?
Chris Rock on "How not to get your Ass Kicked by the Police"
ROTFLMAO!
My FRiend, I stand shoulder to spine with you. It is just that in the last few days you started a few threads that got pulled when I would have been the 1st or 2nd post :)
Ha! I see you are covering all your bases...
If God did not intend for us to drink and drive, he would not have invented road turtles.
I just got relegated to nowhere land, not even the smokey back room, which I don't even know how to post to, or I would have posted there.
I guess it is like the good thing about going to Hell...all of your friends are there!
"If God did not intend for us to drink, he would not have given us livers."
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And if God had not intended us to: smoke, he would not have given us lungs; snort cocaine he would not have given us nostrils: mainline heroin he would not have given us veins.
Party on!
Bad analogy, the lungs, nostrils, and veins are not filters.
And: LAPD: "We Treat You Like a King"
that's why I always do whenever I've been pulled over by the police.
Rodney King: He Got the Beat!
"Bad analogy, the lungs, nostrils, and veins are not filters."
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True.
And the liver filters all toxins from the bloodstream including cocaine, nicotine, and heroin....God sure does have all the bases covered....
Then again, Jesus drank. As far as I know, he didn't do cocaine or heroin.
It is worse to do what the cops tell you to do in San Bernadino.
"Get up."
BANG! BANG! BANG!
"Shots fired."
say hello to the boys in tank C
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