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"If God didn't intend for us to drink, he would not have given us livers" (Rodney King's Maxim #5)
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Posted on 04/12/2006 8:29:39 PM PDT by Rodney King
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To: CheyennePress
Possums have livers, too, so God obviously intended possoms to drink. 1. Lot's of animals drink fermented apples. Just check all the drunken moose threads.
2. For animals that don't regularly have access to fermented apples, perhaps the liver exists so that the possums have something to strive for. God does have a plan, and it is reasonable to assume that he prepares his creations to take advantage of it.
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posted on
04/12/2006 8:48:34 PM PDT
by
Rodney King
(No, we can't all just get along.)
To: M203M4
And Alcohol dehydrogenase.
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posted on
04/12/2006 8:50:21 PM PDT
by
M203M4
To: freedumb2003
But you have had more posts pulled than lower NOLA levies, baby. I wouldnt' go that far... you only signed up in '02, the mass purges occured way before that. Now, I have had a number pulled in the last two years, but then again, what great man hasn't been shunned by the authorities?
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posted on
04/12/2006 8:50:23 PM PDT
by
Rodney King
(No, we can't all just get along.)
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
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posted on
04/12/2006 8:53:47 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
("Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does." Whittaker Chambers)
To: Rodney King
"...Now, I have had a number pulled in the last two years, but then again, what great man hasn't been shunned by the authorities?"
ROTFLMAO!
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posted on
04/12/2006 8:55:25 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
("Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does." Whittaker Chambers)
To: Rodney King
Now, I have had a number pulled in the last two years, but then again, what great man hasn't been shunned by the authorities? My FRiend, I stand shoulder to spine with you. It is just that in the last few days you started a few threads that got pulled when I would have been the 1st or 2nd post :)
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posted on
04/12/2006 8:55:39 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(Don't call them "Illegal Aliens." Call them what they are: CRIMINAL INVADERS!)
To: Rodney King
If God did not intend for us to drink, he would not have given us livers.
For those of you who do not believe in creation, I suppose you could modify it to "Evolution and the origin of species dictate that the liver exists for a good reason". Ha! I see you are covering all your bases...
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posted on
04/12/2006 8:57:02 PM PDT
by
El Cid
To: Rodney King
If God did not intend for us to drink and drive, he would not have invented road turtles.
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posted on
04/12/2006 9:01:16 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: freedumb2003; Admin Moderator
I just got relegated to nowhere land, not even the smokey back room, which I don't even know how to post to, or I would have posted there.
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posted on
04/12/2006 9:01:40 PM PDT
by
Rodney King
(No, we can't all just get along.)
To: Rodney King
I guess it is like the good thing about going to Hell...all of your friends are there!
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posted on
04/12/2006 9:03:21 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
("Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does." Whittaker Chambers)
To: Rodney King
"If God did not intend for us to drink, he would not have given us livers."
_______________________________________________
And if God had not intended us to: smoke, he would not have given us lungs; snort cocaine he would not have given us nostrils: mainline heroin he would not have given us veins.
Party on!
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posted on
04/12/2006 9:05:27 PM PDT
by
fizziwig
(Democrats: so far off the path, so incredibly vicious, so sadly pathetic.)
To: Rodney King
Another maxim: Crack is good for releasing your
inner-self
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posted on
04/12/2006 9:06:01 PM PDT
by
Number57
To: fizziwig
And if God had not intended us to: smoke, he would not have given us lungs; snort cocaine he would not have given us nostrils: mainline heroin he would not have given us veins. Bad analogy, the lungs, nostrils, and veins are not filters.
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posted on
04/12/2006 9:07:47 PM PDT
by
Rodney King
(No, we can't all just get along.)
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
And: LAPD: "We Treat You Like a King"
To: rlmorel
that's why I always do whenever I've been pulled over by the police.
To: Attention Surplus Disorder
Rodney King: He Got the Beat!
To: Rodney King
"Bad analogy, the lungs, nostrils, and veins are not filters."
___________________________
True.
And the liver filters all toxins from the bloodstream including cocaine, nicotine, and heroin....God sure does have all the bases covered....
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posted on
04/12/2006 9:59:07 PM PDT
by
fizziwig
(Democrats: so far off the path, so incredibly vicious, so sadly pathetic.)
To: fizziwig
Then again, Jesus drank. As far as I know, he didn't do cocaine or heroin.
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posted on
04/12/2006 10:12:28 PM PDT
by
Rodney King
(No, we can't all just get along.)
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
It is worse to do what the cops tell you to do in San Bernadino.
"Get up."
BANG! BANG! BANG!
"Shots fired."
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posted on
04/12/2006 11:12:21 PM PDT
by
Donald Meaker
(You don't drive a car looking through the rear view mirror, but you do practice politics that way.)
To: Donald Meaker
say hello to the boys in tank C
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