[Tanniker Smith]

The funny thing is that the thread listed after this one has the name "Al Franken" in the title.

And according to this article, Al better not separate from his wife or he's screwed.

[rattrap]

[Gay State Conservative]

Great...there's hope for me yet.I'm so handsome that you wouldn't believe it,but I don't have two nickels to rub together.

[Freedom_no_exceptions]

Aw, c'mon! Took me forever to find a decent job, and now I have to start working out??

[Jeff Chandler]

Sorry, Ladies, I'm already taken. Move along now.

[Just another Joe]

So the sex roles really ARE starting to be reversed by the NOW generation.

Women are looking for good looking men, and men are looking for rich women.

Guess I'm outta luck either way. ;^(

[linda_22003]

I married my husband primarily for his sense of humor, and twenty years later I'm still laughing. If I had married him for his money, I would have found it by now.

[dakine]

$$$$$$$

[rattrap]

[Jibaholic]

When you get right down to it, Men are only good for two things:

1. Sperm 2. Bringing home the bacon

When marriage is crumbling as an institution, then #2 becomes less important. The problem is that then women start chasing the alpha male, who has plenty of women. This leads to polygamy as powerful men start accumulating women like property. Thank goodness women are so liberated today!

The Root Cause of Monogamy

[End Times Sentinel]

Well, it doesn't rule out thong underware, and that better be what they're looking for, as uncomfortable as they are.

Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

[stylecouncilor]

Here's what women are looking for....

[HEY4QDEMS]

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE ! You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . . .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,212 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists only as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

[rattrap]

This could get ugly...

So I'm sure you and the rest of the crew belong here :-P

[Dr. Scarpetta]

The women I know look for a man who is first of all a Republican. After that he should be a GENTLEMAN with everything that goes along with that.

[djf]

Since my wife passed I have been interested in this question.

Women will tell you to your face that they want a sensitive guy who will truly care for her (himself as well) and treat her special.

Then, the next time you see her, she's with some dude who at least on occasion takes a smack at her, sits on the couch most of the day, and cheats as often as is humanly possible.
And she's lovin it and suckin up to it to the max.

[Junior]

Okay, this just sucks for those of us men who are poor and homely.

[cjshapi]

Okay, this could get ugly. Or funny.

[Dead Dog]

Funny, soon you will see that women have had to learn what us men have known for centuries. I predict that within a year you will see graffiti in women's restrooms stating "No matter how hot he is, some girl, somewhere, is sick of his crap".

Welcom to the age of the Primadonna!

[Tax-chick]

His own teeth, or a good replacement set.