Posted on 03/31/2006 6:51:38 AM PST by Maximus of Texas
Not sure where X Alien is today so at the request of others, I'm kicking of the OFST. Seeing that Aprils Fools Day is tomorrow and its also Paulab's birthday tomorrow, use today's thread to share some of your best April Fools memories and to throw a birthday wish Paulab's way.
The problem with puzzles?
Couln't have been those little tight white shorts, could it? LOL!
_________________________________________________________
To: Maximus of Texas
Rather be an ice princess then an Internet porn whore.
271 posted on 03/30/2006 1:41:04 PM EST by Galveston Grl (Getting angry and abandoning power to the Democrats is not a choice.)
I pushed passed him once...waaaay back in 84 in LA.
I asked the doorman who was the fruit that needed a shave.
He said it was WAM.
I said, BAM, he said, no, they were here last week.
I've got to go now. Our local AIA chapter is having a spring retreat for the board... so between the "business" parts of the meeting, I will be fighting with all the bleeding hearts we have this year.
Thanks for the fun everybody. If any of you need a IPW card, FReepmail me.
Hey darlin'! We're over here having fun without ya! Join your fellow IPW's!
That's the one...
LOL...
what kind of sex do you have
SOCIAL SECURITY SEX:
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?"
"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."
"Social Security sex?"
"Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"
Thanks for everything, and keep smiling!
Don't drink too much. LOL
well- uh....exactly how many problems DO you have?
Thanks for your hard work to support the cause. :-) Have a good weekend!
>>> insert jokes about have a cold ***** <<<
And I even know the significance of your member number.
Things that a straight man never wants to hear from the woman in his life.
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets outthis ear splitting yell."
"My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!"
LOL, I am special like that!
Is he looking for his hamster?
I didn't realize we were numbering our members now.
SD
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.